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1)Teacher: “Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?”
Little Johnny: “None.”
Teacher: “Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?”
Little Johnny: “None.”
Teacher: “Can you explain that answer?”
Little Johnny: “One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left.”
Teacher: “Well, that isn’t the correct answer, but I like the way you think”
Little Johnny: “Teacher, can I ask a question?”
Teacher: “Sure.”
Little Johnny: “There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?”
Teacher: “The one sucking the cone.”
Little Johnny; “No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think.”
2)A first grade teacher was trying to stimulate creative thinking in her pupils. She stood in front of the class with her hands behind her back and said, “I’m holding something behind my back. It’s round and it fits in the palm of my hand. Who can guess what it is?”
Billy’s hand went up and he asked, “Is it a baseball?”
“No, Billy,” replied the teacher, “It’s not a baseball. But you’re thinking, and I like that.”
Suzy’s hand went up and she asked, “Is it an orange?”
“No, Suzy,” replied the teacher, “It’s not an orange. But you’re thinking, and I like that.”
Then Johnny spoke up: “Hey, teach, I don’t know what you got in your hand, but I got something for you in my pocket. It’s long and hard and pink on one end.”
Shocked, the teacher cried, “Johnny, that’s disgusting! You march yourself to the principals office right this instant!”
“Hey, relax,” said Johnny. “I was talking about my pencil… But you’re thinking, and I like that.”
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cute!!
lol…hahahahhahah
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
and thanks also for the 2 points! dude, you’re awesome!
hahahahahahhaah funny !!!!
Yes very good….
ah ha funny * for you
haha, they are the best jokes i’ve heard in a long while
Haha
I prefered the 1st one
lol
v.good jokes
haha
lol that was funny
truely worth a star
nice!
nice……
those are really funny!!!!! hahha…. =D
poor johnny we always get the rap dont we? johne’
lol those are really cute!! There’s one:
Johnny went to school on wednesday and the teacher said “OK class, from now until friday, we are going to have a question of the day. Those who answer the question right will not have to come to school on monday.” The class got very excited when the teacher said “Ok class, it’s time for the question of the day. How many grains of sand are on the beach?” Of course, no one knew the answer. The next day, the teacher said “OK class, it’s time for the question of the day. How many stars are in the sky?” And again, no one knew the answer. Finally, Johnny was fed up. He went home and devised a plan. He got a brown paper bag and put some ping pong balls painted black inside. He put the bag in his backpack and took it to school the next day. He put the brown paper bag in his desk and when the teacher announced “it’s time for the question of the day” He took the bag out of his desk and spilled all of the ping pong balls on the floor. The teacher said angrily, “Ok who’s the comedian with the black balls?!” Johnny replied “Bill Cosby! Seeya on tuesday!!” * for you!!
LMAO very VERY funny x had me in stitches x
LOL
Good. Little kids are so perverted these days
That hi-larious!!!!
Little Jonny’s real name is actually ‘Hans’.
the 2nd ones a winner
Lmao !
have a star
princess x
LOL!!
Thanks for the laughs!!
starred *
lol
dannnnnng she got told by a KID
your funny so i wont say horribe thing about u and your family
Ha ha Little Johnny has an answer for everything.
lol
but the second i heard one like it
but glad u changed a bit of it
lmao very funny i will tell friends now ha ha ha ha
hahah
very cute!
* 4u
once again U R PERVERTED………….
very goood!
Both great! lol dude!
LMAO..thanks for the laugh