3 Quick Jokes! Are They Funny And Which One Is Better??


This Question From Quick Jokes | 13 Answers


1st:
A little girl asks her father: “Dad…is God male or a female?”
With a smile her father replies: “sweetie, God is male AND female!”
The girl then asks: “Dad, is God black or white?”
The father replies: “He is both sweetheart..God is black AND white.”
With a surprised look on her face, the little girl asks: “Dad..is it true that God is Michael Jackson?”
2nd:
A 9-year-old boy asks his mother: “Mom..whats sex??”
Shocked and worried, his mother, who always feared this time would ever come, decides its time to explain to her little boy all about sex…
When she is done explaining, the boy replies: “But mom, how I am supposed to answer all that in a small answer box??”
3rd: (this one is funny when you actually ACT)
A blond whispered in a guy’s ear: “sir, would u please tell me where is the bathroom?”
The guys replies: “At the other side”
The blond then walks to his other side, and whispers again in his OTHER ear: “sir, would u please tell me where is the bathroom?”

13 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: Brainz

    WOW! All three were simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! The first one was the best! Star for you!!!

  2. Medical Jokes: itida_p

    the first one was the best

  3. Medical Jokes: ?? I ? CAMELS IN CHICAGO!! ??

    i them all good job!!

  4. Medical Jokes: ane e

    #1 i like the most

  5. Medical Jokes: Bethany G

    i like number 2 it was the funnist

  6. Medical Jokes: Jeff B

    I like #3

  7. Medical Jokes: My Chemical Romance Lover

    i like the first one then the third then th second your good lol

  8. Medical Jokes: Shy Guy

    number one was the funniest

  9. Medical Jokes: smart--cool--awesome at nintendo

    #1 is the best…it’s #1, it’s 1…get it?!

  10. Medical Jokes: katrinnn

    haha they one i like is the first one.
    only bc i have heard it before:)

  11. Medical Jokes: showcat2

    i like # 3 cuz im blonde its just funny sounds lyke something i would do lol

  12. Medical Jokes: The Silent Dragon

    the first one is the best but here a star

  13. Medical Jokes: j star

    prefer the last one cause blondes are funny





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