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Enigma of Life
Nine months after struggling to get out; rest of your life you are struggling to get in.
Does Childbirth Hurt?
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.
She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?”
The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it’s difficult to describe pain.”
“I know, but can’t you give me some idea?,” she asks.
“Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little…”
“Like this?”
“A little more…”
“Like this?”
“No. A little more…”
“Like this?”
“Yes. Does that hurt?”
“A little bit.”
“Now stretch it over your head!”
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haha funny
lol
OH Funnie…..
LOL!!!!
LMSUIAO Now thats what I call a Streeeeetch
haha. its ok… but not the best! :] lol
now…………that hurts!!
funny babe!!
Bill Cosby said that in a skit referring to someone else (I think it was Mary Tyler Moor) many years ago. I guess things have not changed.
Accurate descriptions, funny!
Brilliant thanks
haha.funny. but now i’m scared to give birth in hopefully 20 years. <3
Funny
Yahahahaha That was a gem .hahaha,have a star aswell needed that laugh .
Does it still hurt?
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
nice
The second one’s brilliant!!! xD
ROFL!!! xD
Have a star! *
lol.
haha
hahahhahahah..very funny…like it.true also…LOL
hahahahahahhaaaa wasnt expecting tht!!!!
lol Funny!