A Couple Of Quick Jokes Are These Funny?

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QUESTION:

Meet the Devil
Padraic Flaherty came home drunk every evening toward ten.
Now, the Missus was never too happy about it, either.
So one night she hides in the cemetery and figures to scare the beejeezus out of him.
As poor Pat wanders by, up from behind a tombstone she jumps in a red devil costume screaming, “Padraic Sean Flaherty, sure and ya’ don’t give up you’re drinkin’ and it’s to Hell I’ll take ye’”.
Pat, undaunted, staggered back and demanded, “Who the hell ARE you?”.
Too that the Missus replied, “I’m the divil ya’ damned old fool”.
To which Flaherty remarked,
“Damned glad to meet you sir, I’m married to yer sister.”
Sister Mary Margaret
Sister Mary Margaret enters O ‘Flynn’s liquor shop.
“I’d like to buy a bottle of Irish whiskey”, she tells O ‘Flynn.
The owner of the store shakes his head and frowns.
“A bottle of Irish whiskey? And you being a nun too.”
“Oh no, no,” Sister Mary Margaret exclaims. “It’s for Father Reilly.
His constipation, you know.”
O’Flynn smiles, nods, and puts a bottle into a bag.
Sister Mary Margaret pays, takes the bag and goes on her way.
Later that day, O’Flynn closes shop for the day.
On his way home he passes an alley. There in the alley is Sister Mary Margaret.
She’s rip roaring drunk, the empty bottle at her side.
“Sister!” O’Flynn scolds.
“And you said it was for Father Reilly’s constipation.”
“It is,” answers Sister Mary Margaret.
“When he sees me, he’s gonna ****!”

15 Comments so far

  1. Lady Muck on November 5, 2009 7:18 pm

    Oh no Mr Duck it is very naughty of you telling jokes about the good sisters. Why only the other day Sister Annie told me of a very harrowing time she had. She was carrying out an errand for the Mother Superior, when a brute of a man stops her and starts to interfere with her. So she said to him “Please do not hurt me. I give in. I´ll lift my skirts and you drop your trousers. “Oh my dear” I said “Whatever happened next?”
    “Nothing” she said ” Nun with skirts up can run faster than man with trousers down!”

  2. MEGative on November 5, 2009 7:25 pm

    the first one…erm…dont get it not that funny
    second one didnt make me laugh out loud but its good and made me chuckle a bit

  3. *~krazi~ on November 5, 2009 7:50 pm

    i thought the both were really funi!! us irish ppl lol I think that nun was my grandma!! lol it they were really good hehe STAR*

  4. chids on November 5, 2009 8:04 pm

    Nice jokes.

  5. grunge_i on November 5, 2009 8:38 pm

    A little long , but really funny.

  6. Sir Jeph on November 5, 2009 9:11 pm

    Well done, duck, you are a master-jester…!

  7. juggalet on November 5, 2009 9:56 pm

    thats funny

  8. Mum to 2 on November 5, 2009 10:00 pm

    I like those

  9. Daniel J on November 5, 2009 10:40 pm

    They’re not bad!!!

  10. JAM123 on November 5, 2009 10:44 pm

    Ha ha ha.!!!
    Good ones Chris.!!!
    10/10.!!!
    Cheers mate.!!!

  11. Ziggy on November 5, 2009 11:25 pm

    Great jokes!! Thanks

  12. *_Taylor on November 6, 2009 12:07 am

    I like the last one x.

  13. 206356 on November 6, 2009 12:12 am

    thanks for the chuckles.

  14. StingRay on November 6, 2009 1:08 am

    Not really quick, or funny.

  15. raj_vek on November 6, 2009 1:25 am

    not that funny




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