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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ?
The letter “D” !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws
! Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him
! Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus
! How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he’s Sooty !
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Good one keep them coming have a star
like m,lol
Ho!Ho!Ho! – Not Bad!!
Oh how sweet!!
Something to remember for the grandchildren when they come round!!
Cheers!! Star on its way!! *
Funny! 10!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeK!
I’d say ……. *groan *
rather than lmao
heres another hooter to add to you list
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I know ……. *groan*
My daughter will love these ones.
Funny daddy time again!
wowski
nice!
nah…i liked the other ones better but i’ll give a star since u tried
lol
ha ha ha very funny
yeh loved em – havva star babe
Right, put the joke book away. It’s time for your bed.
Ho,Ho,.yes very good a star on the way.
you got smile from me.
Those are great. You are putting me in a Christmas mood. lol
Good form, kid – I’ll use one or two!