A Few Quick Xmas Jokes Funny Or Not?

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ?
The letter “D” !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws
! Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him
! Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus
! How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he’s Sooty !

18 Comments so far

  1. BRIAN M on October 18, 2009 8:51 pm

    Good one keep them coming have a star

  2. HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters on October 18, 2009 9:43 pm

    like m,lol

  3. coffee on October 18, 2009 10:08 pm

    Ho!Ho!Ho! – Not Bad!!

  4. Brooke on October 18, 2009 10:28 pm

    Oh how sweet!!
    Something to remember for the grandchildren when they come round!!
    Cheers!! Star on its way!! *

  5. cats on October 18, 2009 10:44 pm

    Funny! 10!

  6. barberel on October 18, 2009 10:55 pm

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeK!
    I’d say ……. *groan *
    rather than lmao
    heres another hooter to add to you list :)
    The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
    I know ……. *groan*

  7. Telf on October 18, 2009 11:44 pm

    My daughter will love these ones.
    Funny daddy time again!

  8. Alissa J on October 19, 2009 12:21 am

    wowski

  9. DC on October 19, 2009 12:24 am

    nice!

  10. life is hard on October 19, 2009 12:46 am

    nah…i liked the other ones better but i’ll give a star since u tried

  11. Rosie on October 19, 2009 12:54 am

    lol

  12. ChOcO_Ba on October 19, 2009 1:19 am

    ha ha ha very funny

  13. ? Glitterbomb ? on October 19, 2009 2:10 am

    yeh loved em – havva star babe

  14. Platobee on October 19, 2009 2:40 am

    Right, put the joke book away. It’s time for your bed.

  15. Spot on October 19, 2009 2:54 am

    Ho,Ho,.yes very good a star on the way.

  16. mickchar on October 19, 2009 3:43 am

    you got smile from me.

  17. . on October 19, 2009 4:30 am

    Those are great. You are putting me in a Christmas mood. lol

  18. Coach E! on October 19, 2009 5:19 am

    Good form, kid – I’ll use one or two!




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