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Doctor: “I’ve got very bad news – you’ve got cancer and Alzheimer’s”
Patient: “Well, at least I don’t have cancer”
“My doctor told me to take something for my cold.”
“What did you take?”
“His Coat!”
Wife: Doctor My husband thinks he’s a satellite dish.
Doctor: Don’t worry I can cure him.
Wife: I don’t want him cured I want you to adjust him to get the movie channel.
Bob to X-ray technician after swelling some money:
“Do you see any change in me?”
Nurse: Doctor, the man you’ve just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do?
Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!
Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
He’s fully recovered.
A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits. “All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?
“Eventually” said the Doctor, “she will rise and shine!”
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Yes it is funny.
lol very good, star for you.
ROFL! Very funny.
The first one is the best but they’re all good! Thanks for the laugh early this morning : )
funny
Pretty bad IMHO… not my personal taste in jokes but then sometimes I think its the way they are told that can make a joke…
funny.
um… i find some of them not funny but MOST of them FUNNY!!:)
Love it! Yes, they are funny.
sme good ones
hahahaits funny lol
Hilarious. lol
One shortish joke possibly funny.;
World championship pole vaulter performing at Olympics vaulted too low and got eliminated.
In the next attempt he vaulted too high , hit an overhead power cable and got illuminated.
Well you had to be there I suppose.
i like the tpo one best
Some good ones there. lol
hmm seems i have some competition now your getting good xxxx pmsl xxx
Yeah, good…
i hate these sort ov jokes now theyr the worst thing eva
thx allot
Fantastic, I’m a pro entertainer, and will use the jokes in my act if you don’t mind!
Star for you!!
nice 1 .lol
hahahaha
hahahah!
Some what ok smile ok please.