A Funny Doctor Joke ?

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QUESTION:

In honor of a great fellow jokester whose account has been deleted, here is one of my favorite jokes of his as a repost.
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office.
The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”
The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, “There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,” and he charged them $32.00 for the office visit.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave.
Finally the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”
The old man replied, “We’re not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can’t go to her house. I am married so we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00. The Hilton charges $98.00, we do it here for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor’s office.”
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8 Comments so far

  1. If U Seek Amy --aKa-- Alcoholizm on January 24, 2010 7:35 pm

    LMFAO
    thnx for sharing

  2. » ? Þ?þþ? ? « on January 24, 2010 8:03 pm

    ‘In honor of a great fellow jokester whose account has been deleted, here is one of my favorite jokes of his as a repost.’
    why do you keep putting that? i know you get them off this joke site, its where i get my jokes. anyway ive seen it before but its still funny

  3. Surya on January 24, 2010 8:31 pm

    Absolutely funny.
    I really liked it,
    Thanks ……….

  4. Expecting my 3rd baby ! on January 24, 2010 8:32 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA OLD CHEATERS.

  5. The Saint on January 24, 2010 9:14 pm

    Ha ha ha, brilliant golden oldie, never fails to make me laugh…!

  6. Luke M on January 24, 2010 9:54 pm

    ha ha ha lol

  7. twinklet on January 24, 2010 10:51 pm

    Thanks for the laugh.=)

  8. I came, saw, i clicked0_0 on January 24, 2010 11:48 pm

    ha




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