3 Comments so far

1. Jimmy McFluffy on February 7, 2010 11:41 pm

   Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news.
   Patient: What’s the good news?
   Doctor: The good news is that the tests you took showed that you have a full 24 hours to live.
   Patient: That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?
   Doctor: The bad news is that I forgot to call you yesterday.

2. Darin C on February 8, 2010 12:31 am

   Doctor: I’ve got some good new and some bad news.
   Patient: Give me the good news first.
   Doctor: Your insurance is going to cover me giving you viagra for your blood pressure.
   Patient: So, what is the bad news?
   Doctor: Your wife has already gone through three refills while you were still in your coma and they were not with you.

3. Gorje R. The Happy Guy on February 8, 2010 1:08 am

   that’s pretty funny but I think I would kill the doc.