Another Nursing Home Joke?


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A family brings their frail old mother into a nursing home, as they go towards the lounge they hear the residents shouting out numbers, this is followed by general laughter.
The son asks “what are they doing?”
Matron replies “Well, they’ve numbered all their old jokes to save them keep repeating the whole thing.”
The son asks “Can I try one?” (Matron allows him.)
The son goes and stands in the centre of the room and shouts out “Number 684″
To his surprise they all collapse into hysterical laughter, he says “that must’ve been a great joke which one was it?”
After they’ve all calmed down a bit one of the old gentlemen says, “That was great we’ve never heard that one before.”

26 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: JessieBe

    lol thats awsome!!!
    4569852
    try that one on for size…cracks me up every time lol

  2. Medical Jokes: just_D

    LOL….good one…
    keep up!

  3. Medical Jokes: Paula

    very good have a star

  4. Medical Jokes: Vanessa V

    hahaa lol that was funny! It was good!

  5. Medical Jokes: Mz. CeCe ;)

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

  6. Medical Jokes: Kizzy_

    1 2 3 4, pick up kizzy from the floor! Ha ha, lol

  7. Medical Jokes: firefly

    I prefer 685?

  8. Medical Jokes: wonderwa

    yaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn

  9. Medical Jokes: ?gabriel

    i get it! lol kinda?!?!?!

  10. Medical Jokes: sprintin

    Ha! ha! 684 is good but 129 was the all time best:
    What to wear on an airplane
    Three old African American ladies were preparing for their first plane flight
    The first lady said, “I don’t know bout y’all, but I’m gonna wear me some hot pink panties on dis flight.”
    Why you gonna wear dat?” the other two asked.
    The first replied, “Cause, if dat plane goes down and I’m out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first.”
    The second lady says, “Well, I’m a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties.”"Why you gonna wear dat?” the others asked.
    The second lady answered: “Cause if dat plane goes down, and I’m floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first.”
    The third old lady says, “Well, I’m not going to wear any panties at all.”"What? No panties?!” the others said in disbelief.
    “Dat’s right,” says the third lady. “I’m not wearing any panties, cause if dat plane goes down, the first thing they always look for is da black box!”

  11. Medical Jokes: cats

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

  12. Medical Jokes: PURR GIRL TORI

    Cute.

  13. Medical Jokes: not singing the yahoo tune

    very good
    its star time

  14. Medical Jokes: PerfectL

    409,098,768,585
    Ha lol…Thanks for the two points…now can you choose me as best answer please!!!
    Pretty please with sugar and a cherry and some whipped cream and a gazillion sprinkles with a cherry on top!

  15. Medical Jokes: KEITH B

    Great – that was funny AND clean!!!

  16. Medical Jokes: tricky

    like my school report “could do better”

  17. Medical Jokes: Aliyah

    It was aiight,i’l give it a 6

  18. Medical Jokes: Melodé

    LOL thats good. hehe
    and I DID star you so please give me best answer=P
    lol just joking(would be nice though)

  19. Medical Jokes: E-Diddy

    hahahahahahaha good one!

  20. Medical Jokes: pretty_n

    i don;t get it

  21. Medical Jokes: Ocelot

    Apparently jokes like this aren’t allowed at Yahoo! Answers. Jokes where you’re not actually asking a question. I had a joke deleted for the same reason earlier…

  22. Medical Jokes: <>mishi<

    aight….

  23. Medical Jokes: sherman r

    ha ha ha lol that was a good one

  24. Medical Jokes: Evan T

    lol funny

  25. Medical Jokes: Suzy with an uzi?

    lol

  26. Medical Jokes: Karen R

    have a star, brilliant joke, i use to work in an old folks home and you have got them to a T





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