Another Nursing Home Joke?

This Question From Nurse Jokes | 26 Answers


A family brings their frail old mother into a nursing home, as they go towards the lounge they hear the residents shouting out numbers, this is followed by general laughter.
The son asks “what are they doing?”
Matron replies “Well, they’ve numbered all their old jokes to save them keep repeating the whole thing.”
The son asks “Can I try one?” (Matron allows him.)
The son goes and stands in the centre of the room and shouts out “Number 684″
To his surprise they all collapse into hysterical laughter, he says “that must’ve been a great joke which one was it?”
After they’ve all calmed down a bit one of the old gentlemen says, “That was great we’ve never heard that one before.”

26 Comments so far

  1. JessieBe on December 26, 2009 5:47 pm

    lol thats awsome!!!
    4569852
    try that one on for size…cracks me up every time lol

  2. just_D on December 26, 2009 5:58 pm

    LOL….good one…
    keep up!

  3. Paula on December 26, 2009 6:50 pm

    very good have a star

  4. Vanessa V on December 26, 2009 6:52 pm

    hahaa lol that was funny! It was good!

  5. Mz. CeCe ;) on December 26, 2009 7:33 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

  6. Kizzy_ on December 26, 2009 8:11 pm

    1 2 3 4, pick up kizzy from the floor! Ha ha, lol

  7. firefly on December 26, 2009 8:24 pm

    I prefer 685?

  8. wonderwa on December 26, 2009 9:04 pm

    yaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn

  9. ?gabriel on December 26, 2009 9:24 pm

    i get it! lol kinda?!?!?!

  10. sprintin on December 26, 2009 9:45 pm

    Ha! ha! 684 is good but 129 was the all time best:
    What to wear on an airplane
    Three old African American ladies were preparing for their first plane flight
    The first lady said, “I don’t know bout y’all, but I’m gonna wear me some hot pink panties on dis flight.”
    Why you gonna wear dat?” the other two asked.
    The first replied, “Cause, if dat plane goes down and I’m out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first.”
    The second lady says, “Well, I’m a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties.”"Why you gonna wear dat?” the others asked.
    The second lady answered: “Cause if dat plane goes down, and I’m floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first.”
    The third old lady says, “Well, I’m not going to wear any panties at all.”"What? No panties?!” the others said in disbelief.
    “Dat’s right,” says the third lady. “I’m not wearing any panties, cause if dat plane goes down, the first thing they always look for is da black box!”

  11. cats on December 26, 2009 10:08 pm

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

  12. PURR GIRL TORI on December 26, 2009 10:38 pm

    Cute.

  13. not singing the yahoo tune on December 26, 2009 10:45 pm

    very good
    its star time

  14. PerfectL on December 26, 2009 11:44 pm

    409,098,768,585
    Ha lol…Thanks for the two points…now can you choose me as best answer please!!!
    Pretty please with sugar and a cherry and some whipped cream and a gazillion sprinkles with a cherry on top!

  15. KEITH B on December 27, 2009 12:23 am

    Great – that was funny AND clean!!!

  16. tricky on December 27, 2009 12:28 am

    like my school report “could do better”

  17. Aliyah on December 27, 2009 1:18 am

    It was aiight,i’l give it a 6

  18. Melodé on December 27, 2009 2:04 am

    LOL thats good. hehe
    and I DID star you so please give me best answer=P
    lol just joking(would be nice though)

  19. E-Diddy on December 27, 2009 2:20 am

    hahahahahahaha good one!

  20. pretty_n on December 27, 2009 3:10 am

    i don;t get it

  21. Ocelot on December 27, 2009 3:53 am

    Apparently jokes like this aren’t allowed at Yahoo! Answers. Jokes where you’re not actually asking a question. I had a joke deleted for the same reason earlier…

  22. <>mishi< on December 27, 2009 4:41 am

    aight….

  23. sherman r on December 27, 2009 5:15 am

    ha ha ha lol that was a good one

  24. Evan T on December 27, 2009 6:00 am

    lol funny

  25. Suzy with an uzi? on December 27, 2009 6:17 am

    lol

  26. Karen R on December 27, 2009 7:06 am

    have a star, brilliant joke, i use to work in an old folks home and you have got them to a T





Medical Jokes - Support WordPress
You can syndicate both the entries using Medical Jokes RSS Feeds and the Joke Comments Feed