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1. Medical Jokes: Socorro 43

   This one is not long but is not short either.
   A boy was in school and the teacher asks him, ”Bobby, what is round and red?” Bobby says, ”A banana!” The teacher says, ”No, Bobby, it’s an apple, but at least I know that you were thinking.” The teacher asks him again what is long and yellow and Bobby says, ”An apple!” The teacher says, ”No Bobby, but at least you you were thinking.” Bobby then looked down in his desk and asked the teacher, ”What is 4 inches long, yellow and has red on the tip?” The teacher says, ”BOBBY!! Is that what I think it is? A penis?” Bobby says, ”No, it’s a match, but at least I know you were thinking!!”

2. Medical Jokes: ilovedad

   not fuuny

3. Medical Jokes: daisy

   two cannibals was eating a clown and one of the cannibal turn to the other and ask “does this taste funny to you?”

4. Medical Jokes: brownie1

   Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? ??
   Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
   What is the Cuban national anthem?
   Row, Row, Row Your Boat
   Why does a bride wear white?
   So the dishwasher matches the fridge and stove.
   What do you call an Italian with one arm shorter than the other?
   A speech impediament
   What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
   Wiped his butt
   Did you know there are three types of people???
   Those who can count, and those who can’t!
   Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof??
   More leg-room!
   A dyslexic man walks into a bra…

5. Medical Jokes: FuriousR

   What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back to you?
   ~A stick