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i am doing a gang show at school and me and my friend are doing a comidy act and there will be young ones there so the jokes cont be rude
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this one is funny: There was this girl that was so fat that when she bungee jumped she went straight to hell.
You could do a sketch. A woman enters her cat into a cat (duh!) show. She really wants to win, and is obviously nervous while she waits for the judge(s) to get to her cat. Finally they do, and it looks like it’s going pretty well, the judge(s) look(s) approving, until (one of) the judge(s) suddenly says,
” I’m sorry Miss, but is this cat wearing LIP GLOSS.”
“Oh yeah, but it was tested on animals, so i know it’s alright.”
Ba-rrum chsssss (on the drums)
Q. Were you long in the hospital?
A. No, I was the same size that I am now!
Q. What button won’t you find in a tailor’s shop?
A. A Belly button!
Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch!
Q. What stories do the ship captain’s children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!
Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A. A minnie van!
Q: How did the telephones get married?
A. In a double ring ceremony!
Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
Q: Do you know the time?
A: No, we haven’t met yet!
Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!
why does tiger stink?because he was hanging around pooh.haha