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He is in a bad very bad mood , he is very sad but I don’t know .. Is there any jokes that will make him laugh very much ….It has to be very very good
PS : I son’t want any tyhing like sex jokes ..or something like that
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Shree is correct. Why dont you read some jokes from this section itself and tell him once he feels a bit better?
When my dad is in a bad mood, i try talking to him and slowly sing something funny and he starts feeling better. Both of us to sing our own funny compostions in existing film songs tune.
Why dont you do what both of you love doing together? That will hundred % work.
Anyway, JJ’s jokes are ever hilarious!
Try his jokes.
Hope your dad doesnt stay in a bad mood for long!
Cheers!
If ur father is in bad mood
smile lightly not too big or small the smile must be in childish manner then u talk to him as if ur frighten to talk with him
when a person is tensed they d’ont enjoy jokes.
so try something different
talk to him in such a way that ur supporting him.
might be this may be useful for u try it out
There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his administrative assistant’s face appears.
He asks her, “Mary, what time is it?” Mary answers instantly and with a smile!
The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!!
He asks, “What kind of a watch is that?”
“It’s like a TV with two-way real-time communication,” the gentleman explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel’s brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 10 Gigahertz.
The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy this watch from the gentleman. They agree on a price and the cash was handed immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it over and then walks away.
The new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, “Sir, you forgot your suitcases.”
The gentleman stops, smiles, and replies, “No, they are yours now. They are the modems you need for your new watch.
why are blondes brainless lol ?
All of you join together and try laughing together .Automatically your father will join
here we go…………….What do you got when you have four blonde’s at a four way stop? eternity
Better u dont try jokes!!!!!
BUSY PARENTS
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
“May I speak to your parents?”
“They’re busy.”
“Oh. Is anybody else there?”
“The police.”
“Can I speak to them?”
“They’re busy.”
“Oh. Is anybody else there?”
“The firemen.”
“Can I speak to them?”
“They’re busy.”
“So let me get this straight — your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they’re all busy? What are they doing?”
“Lookin for me.”
Pl. inform whether your father laughed at this joke.
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-a shooting star
3.how do trees get on internet?
-they log in
4.what is the tornado’s fav. game?
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7.what songs do the planets sing?
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8.who spends the most time in bathroom?
-a plumber
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-when you eat a watermelon
One of the worlds richest men Bill Gates has just invented a new computer, it’s called ‘the Clinton’. It’s got a six inch hard drive and no memory!
The Japanese have just put on the market their latest invention. ‘The Microwave Bed’ I tried it out, it’s brilliant! I got 9hours sleep in 3minutes!
I took my rottweiller dog to the vets the other day. After his examination the vet looked at me and said ‘I’m gonna have to put him down’ ‘Why?’ I cried. ‘ Cos he’s heavy and my arms are aching’ replied the vet.
AARZOOdont ask too many questions..
look you already have minus points, how do you think your Dad will be happy. Change the attitude, dont ask others, start thinking.
and
make the whole world happy
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What’s round and brown and sits on a wall?
Humpty doo-doo
play a comedy movie for him
ek bar ek aadmi ne doosre aadmi se pooncha suna hai pichle mahine tera sassur mar gaya
haan bhai
waise huan kya tha
goli lagi thi
kidar
mathe par
chalo shukar hai bhagwaan ka aankh bach gayi
HaHa!!!!
did you hear about the short psychic who escaped from jail?
he’s a small medium at large
http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/jokes_for_fathers_day.htm
this might cheer him up =)
There was this inflatable boy who was really bored hanging out with his friends, they dared him to do something really naughty at school, so the following day he went in with a needle and popped everything in sight. His parents were called in to the school the following day and he had to explain his actions. The headmaster said… you have let your friends down, your teacher down, and most importantly you have let your school down!!!