9 Comments so far

1. Mark on January 6, 2010 6:44 pm

   Try This
   What am I? I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in ‘n’ out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I? Why, I am your very own…Toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?

2. Saved by Grace on January 6, 2010 7:31 pm

   “Money’s tight & times are hard — here’s your fu**ing birthday card!” ~:)>

3. bruce lee on January 6, 2010 8:09 pm

   dont worry, its better to be over the hill instead of buried under it…

4. keekee on January 6, 2010 8:56 pm

   Get the hell out of my house.(mom&dad)

5. alexis_s on January 6, 2010 9:49 pm

   here’s a blog i’ve just viewed.check it outhttp://grandfathersjoke.blogspot.com/

6. harley on January 6, 2010 10:44 pm

   only 3 more years an you can go 2 the bars

7. Shan x on January 6, 2010 11:36 pm

   “haha your going to get fat with that cake don’t worry u can allways go to the gym Happy 18th birthday”
   hope that helped

8. MiNd GaMeZz

   “i love you hun”
   how does that sound?