Comments on: Anyone Got Any Short Rude Jokes I Could Write In A Card?

By: awww dogs snogging cute!!!!!!!!!

awww dogs snogging cute!!!!!!!!! — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:45:41 +0000

look at your grey hairs!!!

By: MiNd GaMeZz
Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:32:49 +0000

“i love you hun”
how does that sound?

By: Shan x

Shan x — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 23:36:03 +0000

“haha your going to get fat with that cake don’t worry u can allways go to the gym Happy 18th birthday”
hope that helped

By: harley

harley — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:44:07 +0000

only 3 more years an you can go 2 the bars

By: alexis_s

alexis_s — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:49:18 +0000

here’s a blog i’ve just viewed.check it outhttp://grandfathersjoke.blogspot.com/

By: keekee

keekee — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:56:34 +0000

Get the hell out of my house.(mom&dad)

By: bruce lee

bruce lee — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:09:01 +0000

dont worry, its better to be over the hill instead of buried under it…

By: Saved by Grace

Saved by Grace — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:31:17 +0000

“Money’s tight & times are hard — here’s your fu**ing birthday card!” ~:)>

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:44:27 +0000

Try This
What am I? I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in ‘n’ out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I? Why, I am your very own…Toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?