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Little Johnny is in a classroom bored as usual?
Miss Right is out the front with two orbs in front of her rather large, she’d picked them up from the bench in front of her to demonstrate?
I have one bowl of arranges, there are three, and one bowl of apples there are two, if I combine them together, what do I have?
Well young Jonny’s hand shot up quick as a flash!!!! Ah O O Miss!!!
Yes Johnny!
Well miss, if you had two plus three you would have five right?
No Johnny! Todays lesson is about Algibra! You always have apples with apples and oranges with oranges! But, I like the way you are thinking?
Alright Miss Right is it okay if I ask you a question?
Well, okay then? Blushing knowing young Johnny!!!!
Miss, if you had three women walking down the road, one sucking an icey pole, one biting an icey pole and one licking an icey pole, which is the one who is married?
Oh obviously the one licking why?
No Miss the one with the wedding ring on her finger but I like the way you are thinking!
Rate the joke outta ten highest score gets ten points?
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…: Uh… 2 or 3. That was lame. Kinda cute, but still…
I first heard it like this:
Johnny was sitting in class and the teacher told the class that they were going to do a thinking activity.
“I’m going to reach into this bag and describe an object to you and then you let me know what you think it is. Okay class, here we go.” She reaches into the bag and says, “I am holding something that is round, hard, and red.”
Sally raises her hand and says, “It’s an apple.”
“Very good,” the teacher says. “I like the way you’re thinking. Now I am holding something round, hard, and yellow.”
Georgie raises his hand and says, “It’s a lemon.”
“Very good,” the teacher says. “I like the way you’re thinking.”
At this point Johnny jumps up and yells, “Okay teacher. I have my hand in my pocket and I’m holding something round, hard, and with a head on it!”
“You’re disgusting!” the teacher says. “Go to the office!”
Whereupon Johnny pulls out a quarter and says, “You’re wrong, but I like the way you’re thinking!
10. Thats really funny. I laughed. LOL!
I’ll give it a two, its not funny, but its still nice.
-Bob
10 out of 10 plus a gold star for a super star because that’s how funny yoo are ha ha ha ha