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QUESTION:

Q: How do you make 5lbs of fat attractive?
A: Put a nipple on it !

8 Comments so far

  1. ? BuffaloGirl ? on October 29, 2009 4:03 pm

    bloke walking his dog ,gets stopped by another fella. what type of dog is that he asks? its a police dog,came the reply. give over, its a scruffy old mongrel that! …..the man looks sternly at him and says….hes in plain cloths?…………..i saw a crab crying on the beach yesterday, i said whats up little crab why r u crying? he said ive got peoples?

  2. RIGGS on October 29, 2009 4:43 pm

    a drunk guy fell of the building, so the crowd gathers and ask him: What happened?? he replied: i don’t know, i just came!!

  3. mellow~l on October 29, 2009 5:13 pm

    A Gypsy saw a girl wearing T-Shirt having “Handle with care” written on it’s front side.
    Next day Gypsy came wearing a pant having “Candle with hair” written on it’s back side.

  4. vanpandy on October 29, 2009 5:49 pm

    George bush was preparing his speech for the 2008 olimpics.
    He began with the words Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh
    His assistant looked at him and said “sir, thats the olympic logo”

  5. crazysal on October 29, 2009 6:10 pm

    Who makes more money prostitute or drug dealer?Prostitute drug dealer sells his crack and it’s gone,a prostitute can wash hers and resell it.

  6. Northman on October 29, 2009 7:09 pm

    Fish : I know I have a very short memory span but it doesnt mean they can feed me fish flakes everyday.
    2 mins later:
    Fish: ……..mmm, fish flakes ;)

  7. tasha on October 29, 2009 8:07 pm

    How many college basketball players does it take to screw in a light bulb…….just 1 but they get 4 credits for it
    How many rock stars? 20, 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 19 to say they could have done it better.
    How many Vietnam Veterans? You don’t know man you weren’t there.
    two gerbals are walking down the street and come across a gay bar. the one gerbal looks at the other and says, What ya say we go in and get s h i t faced lol

  8. James O only logical answer D on October 29, 2009 9:02 pm

    why did the blonde study all night?
    - Cause the day after was her urine test !!
    hope u liked it and merry christmas.




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