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We have everything men want. Most chubbier girls have bigger boobs and we have curves. Most thin girls are boyish in comparison. But i always hear skinny girls cracking fat jokes cause they need plastic surgery to get what we naturally have. REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES!
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Hint: a real women doesn’t need curves to be one. A woman is a woman, no matter what her size is. Your “logic” is flawed.
And judging from your jealous rant, you seem to be jealous of skinny girls. Lose some weight and get a reality check. And no, you don’t have everything that men want.
Doesn’t fat girls needs liposuction and gastric banding to make themselves appear thinner? So you’re wrong. Fat girls need surgery to get what they don’t naturally have.
No.
I’m skinny and I’m not jealous of anyone.
Not all men love big boobs.
“Real women have curves”
-So I suppose that my pocession of a vagina and various other female reproductive organs has been in vain all these years?
Maybe they crack fat jokes because you tell them that they’re not real women and need plastic surgery. Stop being a hypocrite. You sound really insecure to me, are you sure it’s not you that’s jealous? What other reason would you have to put someone down because of their body size? Even if they do crack jokes about you, going at them with body size insults is very childish.
i have skinny friends who told me they’re jealous of my curves. so, i believe some are.. not all. also my boyfriend tells me all the time he wouldn’t like a stick thin skinny girl because there is nothing feminine about it.
edit: to the girl down there talking about “fat” girls. there is a definite difference between fat and thick. and there’s nothing wrong with fat girls, thick girls, or skinny ones anyway. so it doesn’t matter.
Careful there. You may be curvy and you may carry a larger frame very well. I’ve seen many bigger girls who were extremely attractive, but there is a fine line between “thick” and outright obese. For the last time, fat is fat. Not curvy. There is nothing worse than seeing a girl who is 50+ pounds overweight in clothes that are inappropriate for her body type. No one wants to see that.
And the big boobs you are speaking of? They are nearly always riddled with stretch marks.
REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES!
does that include belly rolls…listen i’m tired of so called “thick” cough *fat* cough cough girls putting us thin people down…i’m a size 5 and i’m a freaking C cup and i have a bubble butt..and i’m tall so a size 5 on me looks like a size 3… i’m not jealous and i love myself but apparently you are since your worrying about us “anorexic chicks”..i don’t make fun of fat people either because that’s really mean and i don’t like making people feel bad
edit:no duh mandareneee i know the difference. everyone does but she says i always hear skinny girls cracking FAT jokes..why would majority skinny WOMEN say someone is fat when their thick??so obviously the person asking the question is fat and not thick
No not all skinny girls are jealous of thicker girls.
And I am well aware what thick and skinny means.
Thick: More meat on the bones not necessarily fat. People seem to attribute thick with being fat and that’s almost never the case. Kim kardashian for example is thick and has an awesome body.
Skinny: Very thin or petite. I personally think Megan Fox is skinny.
hey,you different than my boyfriend? I am skinny and he said a moment ago skinny women have got a curve legs and arms and shoulders while the buxom and the one with big **** have got a straight legs and arms because nothing there but fat.
proof.
skiny.http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05/Ang…http://www.beauticontrol.com/images/mode…http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_apiF5QLcBIk/SK…
thick. does these what u are call its curve?http://www.popcornnation.com/wp-content/…http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/38063…
HAHAHAAHA NO!!! I’m skinny and have thighs and a booty. No much more I could want. Big boobs aren’t my thing. They seem like wayy to much to handle and when you run you gotta hold em’ or re-cup em’. Ehh no so worth my time. I have a friend with freakin triple D. Stuck them bad boys in my face doing my hair!!! Scared me and sadly I remember it she thinks its funny!
no! no ones jealous of thicker girls. thats gross they have stretch marks everywhere. and i like bigger boobs and big asses but on a thin girl, not some fatty. a fat dude can have huge boobs and a huge ***, nothing to brag about if u possess that as a fatty.
I am skinny, but I am not what you are describing. I have a butt and a figure. I think people should be comfortable with themselves and respectable of others. Everyone is different and looks different, so embrace it and don’t change.
the pressure to be a certain shape these days is really starting to piss me off. just be yourself, and damn those people who wont accept you. if you cant be friends with anybody just because you’re not this size, then we live in an unhealthy environment
I’m petite, 5′3 115lbs I’m quite content with myself, you seem insecure b/c you feel the need to insult slimmer women.
No
I am thin
I am not jealous of really thick women
I hate fat
I would be rather be thin and curvy like Halle Berry
To some of the other answerers: thick doesn’t mean fat or unhealthy. Skinny doesn’t mean healthy.
I think as women we all have things about us that we would like to change.
Being fat is very unhealthy though & they contribute more to climate change & global warming. They really do, look it up.
I love the zaftig ladies.
Good question. Im thick, not fat.
but sometimes maybe they are jealous, maybe their not.
Im thick so it don’t matter.
No im not, im happy with the way i am!
no… but i am a skinny girl and i have d cup…which proves you don’t need to be fat @ss to have bib boobs or big butts.
there just more sexy!
I’m not by any means, I have Ds without the love handles, cottage cheese thighs, and cankles.
Thick does not mean chubby, if you have fat rolls you are not thick… just letting u know