11 Comments so far

1. Nikki on October 27, 2009 2:22 am

   I know what you mean. There’s lots of jokes that are lame. Here are some that might be funny to you:
   What did the pirate say when he got a heart attack?
   Arr me hearties!http://www.cleanjoke.com/http://www.azkidsnet.com/silly.htmhttp://www.rd.com/clean-funny-jokeshttp://www.cleanfunjokes.com/http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/clean-jo…http://www.101funjokes.com/clean_jokes.h…http://www.funnycleanjokes.com/http://funnycleanjokes.info/http://www.jokehaven.com/http://www.funny-joke-rating.com/clean-j…

2. josh5170 on October 27, 2009 2:55 am

   Q: What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
   A: A big, red, rock-eater!
   Q: What’s long, yellow, and fruity?
   A: And apple in disguise!
   Q: What’s brown and sticky?
   A: A stick!
   Q: Why did God make peas green and small?
   A: Because if they were big and red they’d be fire trucks!
   Q: What’s green and has wheels?
   A: Grass….I lied about the wheels!

3. CarpeDie on October 27, 2009 3:54 am

   A man rushed into a busy doctor’s office and shouted “Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!!”
   The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down; I’ll fit you in… You’ll just have to be a little patient.”
   Q: What did one Illinois prison inmate say to the other?
   A: “The food was better when you were Governor.”
   A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
   “Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient.
   The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
   That’s terrible,” said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
   The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

4. Kate on October 27, 2009 4:12 am

   haha! i know a funny one or at least, i think its funny…
   Q: how did the pig get on the roof?
   A: the swine flu/flew!
   

5. Vincent G on October 27, 2009 5:10 am

   want to hear a clean joke? Steve took a bath with bubbles.
   Want to hear a dirty joke? bubbles is the guy next door.

6. amksocce on October 27, 2009 5:56 am

   Vincent G’s answer is priceless=]

7. back at school on October 27, 2009 6:17 am

   why did the farmer fall off the coat hanger?
   cause a giant evil moth knocked it off.

8. ? on October 27, 2009 7:13 am

   nope, i don’t think so…
   except “that’s what she said” jokes…

9. Adametri on October 27, 2009 7:23 am

   Why did the bicycle lie in the road?…..
   …. it was two tyred.

10. Miss Turie on October 27, 2009 7:35 am

    wow vincent lol XD

11. ????'? ???? ?? ??? ???? ? on October 27, 2009 8:09 am

    i hear google.com calling..