Comments on: Are There Any Clean, Short Jokes That Are Actually Funny?

By: ????'? ???? ?? ??? ???? ?

????'? ???? ?? ??? ???? ? — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 08:09:16 +0000

i hear google.com calling..

By: Miss Turie

Miss Turie — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:35:18 +0000

wow vincent lol XD

By: Adametri

Adametri — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:23:06 +0000

Why did the bicycle lie in the road?…..
…. it was two tyred.

By: ?

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:13:17 +0000

nope, i don’t think so…
except “that’s what she said” jokes…

By: back at school

back at school — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:17:36 +0000

why did the farmer fall off the coat hanger?
cause a giant evil moth knocked it off.

By: amksocce

amksocce — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:56:44 +0000

Vincent G’s answer is priceless=]

By: Vincent G

Vincent G — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:10:11 +0000

want to hear a clean joke? Steve took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirty joke? bubbles is the guy next door.

By: Kate

Kate — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:12:33 +0000

haha! i know a funny one or at least, i think its funny…
Q: how did the pig get on the roof?
A: the swine flu/flew!

By: CarpeDie

CarpeDie — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:54:00 +0000

A man rushed into a busy doctor’s office and shouted “Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!!”
The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down; I’ll fit you in… You’ll just have to be a little patient.”
Q: What did one Illinois prison inmate say to the other?
A: “The food was better when you were Governor.”
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
That’s terrible,” said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

By: josh5170

josh5170 — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:55:43 +0000

Q: What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A: A big, red, rock-eater!
Q: What’s long, yellow, and fruity?
A: And apple in disguise!
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Q: Why did God make peas green and small?
A: Because if they were big and red they’d be fire trucks!
Q: What’s green and has wheels?
A: Grass….I lied about the wheels!