ARE THESE FUNNY A FEW MEDICAL JOKES Do you think they are funny?


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What do you call two guys in an Ambulance?

Pair-of-medics.

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!

Stick your foot out and trip it up!

Doctor, Doctor I’ve got wind! Can you give me something?

Yes – here’s a kite!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu!

Didn’t I see you yesterday?

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?

No, I really did!

A man was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his bodywas torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined.

The doctors said hewas all right. The nurses said there wasn’t much left.

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell!

Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses!

You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

18 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: Yes Everyone This is Danie!

    um…

  2. Medical Jokes: lovy

    Ha ha, good one.

  3. Medical Jokes: Doktorr Hoo

    Not hilarious but enough to raise a few smiles

  4. Medical Jokes: biff

    Yes they are funny! You should be on the stage, the first one out of town!!! As i said to the waitress, heres a tip, look for another job!! PS…Are you a doctor??

  5. Medical Jokes: danielle c

    Really there is no actually funny. Funny is a opinion. No one thinks the exact same way. To me some were funny others were not that funny.

  6. Medical Jokes: Aerobella

    yes I love the deja vu one. LOL

  7. Medical Jokes: Maddy

    pretty good pretty good… definitely put a smile on my face

  8. Medical Jokes: miss_J08

    some of these made me do a smile

  9. Medical Jokes: -_-''

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  10. Medical Jokes: boris the spider

    Dr! phutt i cann’t phutt stop phutt farting phuuuuutt
    what phutt is wrong with phutt me phuutt
    pass me that pole will you Mr Jones
    what the phuutt hell are you phutt going to do phuuuuutt with that?
    open the bloody window it stinks in here

  11. Medical Jokes: poppy1

    Hi Ducky,
    I am Drunk tonight from shooting pool and I am sorry but these seem to be not very funny My Friend.. I think you can do better Ducky..
    A fRIEND,
    poppy1

  12. Medical Jokes: Luck Dragon (UK)

    ha ha ha funny
    thanks for a laugh

  13. Medical Jokes: crazyazz36

    nice…..

  14. Medical Jokes: ukautos

    superb very funny

  15. Medical Jokes: due in october!!

    they would be to my 8year old sister… but not to me! sorry!

  16. Medical Jokes: Blinky - LIVERPOOL ROCK!!!

    Lol, very funny!
    10/10!
    *star*

  17. Medical Jokes: - Baby princess -

    I have heard alot better

  18. Medical Jokes: Snow Kid

    you made me chuckle again funny duck..





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