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What do you call two guys in an Ambulance?
Pair-of-medics.
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Doctor, Doctor I’ve got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes – here’s a kite!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn’t I see you yesterday?
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!
A man was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his bodywas torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined.
The doctors said hewas all right. The nurses said there wasn’t much left.
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell!
Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses!
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
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Ha ha, good one.
Not hilarious but enough to raise a few smiles
Yes they are funny! You should be on the stage, the first one out of town!!! As i said to the waitress, heres a tip, look for another job!! PS…Are you a doctor??
Really there is no actually funny. Funny is a opinion. No one thinks the exact same way. To me some were funny others were not that funny.
yes I love the deja vu one. LOL
pretty good pretty good… definitely put a smile on my face
some of these made me do a smile
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Dr! phutt i cann’t phutt stop phutt farting phuuuuutt
what phutt is wrong with phutt me phuutt
pass me that pole will you Mr Jones
what the phuutt hell are you phutt going to do phuuuuutt with that?
open the bloody window it stinks in here
Hi Ducky,
I am Drunk tonight from shooting pool and I am sorry but these seem to be not very funny My Friend.. I think you can do better Ducky..
A fRIEND,
poppy1
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
nice…..
superb very funny
they would be to my 8year old sister… but not to me! sorry!
Lol, very funny!
10/10!
*star*
I have heard alot better
you made me chuckle again funny duck..