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While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,” she said sweetly, “Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married.”

“Honey,” he replied with a grin, “Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!”
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I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.

I ignored my wife’s not-so-subtle hints about completing certain jobs around the house, but I didn’t realize how much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor burned out in the middle of a seam. The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum cleaner and nothing happened.

She looked so stricken that I had to offer some consolation.

“That’s okay, honey,” I said. “You still have me.”

She looked up at me with tears in her eyes. “Yes,” she wailed, “but you don’t work either!”
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In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, “Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous..or what?”

“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don’t
pout when I yell at them.”
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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the wife stops and says, “I don’ t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.”

The husband says ” WHAT???” The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.

The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, We ‘ll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth 0 each.

And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet.

The husband says “but you don ‘t even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it.’

The wife is jumping up and down. So e
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says to her husband, “I’m ready to go, let’s go to the cashier.”

The husband stops and says, “No, honey I don’t feel like buying all this stuff now.” The wife’s face goes blank. “Honey – I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.”

The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode as her husband says, “You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man.”
sorry about that ^^

Comments

  1. babyboomer says

    HILARIOUS jokes!!!! LOL!! Here’s are a couple for you:

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, ‘Please wake me at 5:00 AM.’ He left it where he knew she would find it.

    The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

    Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn’t wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.’

    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.

    After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said: “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.”

    “Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.”

    On the way home, the husband asked his wife. “What did the doctor say? “He said you’re going to die,” she replied.

  2. xxvampireknightchickxx says

    3 of them were funny

    here’s one

    What do you can a woman with her tongue hanging out?
    A lesbian with a hard on :)

  3. Sugar Candy says

    They’re funny. I’ve heard the first one before. What happened to the last one? I want to know!!

  4. Axel says

    Yeah they’re okay. First one is good. You forgot to finish the last one. I already know how it ends though.