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1. Medical Jokes: yee ling

   Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
   The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, “Grandpa will pay the bill.”
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   A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. “I’d like one under-cooked egg so that it’s runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it’s tough and hard to eat. I’d also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it’s impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee.” “That’s a complicated order sir,” said the bewildered waiter. “It might be quite difficult.” The guest replied sarcastically, “It can’t be that difficult because that’s exactly what you brought me yesterday!”

2. Medical Jokes: SJM60

   A man found a penguin in his back yard. He didn’t know what to do with it, co he called the police. An officer came to the house, and the man showed him the penguin and asked, “What do I do with him?” The officer said, “Take him to the zoo.”
   A few days later the same officer is driving around town when he sees a penguin in the back seat of a car going by. He turns on his siren, pulls over the driver and says, “I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo.” “I did officer,” the man replied, “and we had so much fun. Now I’m taking him to the movies.”
   Two boys were getting ready to eat lunch at school when one of them pulls a thermos out of his lunch pail. “What’s that?” the other boy asks. “It’s a thermos. It keeeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” “Wow” says the first boy. “What’s in it?” The other replies, “Some hot chololate and a popsicle.”

3. Medical Jokes: koriss leigh

   where do cows go to the have fun?
   the mooovies
   corny? yess
   funny to a 9 year old? yes

4. Medical Jokes: Marisol the Dinosaur

   what did the dentist give the marching band ?
   a tuba of toothpaste

5. Medical Jokes: xyz.™

   you sound like a rapist…
   i mean your screename is big daddy and your trying to make your son laugh… idk

6. Medical Jokes: eventhor

   Ask him if he wants to hear a dirty joke. He’ll probably say yes.
   Answer would be 2 white horses fell in the mud.

7. Medical Jokes: tired of drama

   ask him why the chicken crossed the road or jus tickle the **** ouut of him…lolll