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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’
Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: ‘What is 3 x 3?’
Harry: ‘9.’
Principal: ‘What is 6 x 6?’
Harry: ‘36.’
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, ‘I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.’
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, ‘Let me ask him some questions.’
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, ‘What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?’
Harry, after a moment: ‘Legs.’
Ms Brooks: ‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: ‘Pockets.’
Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a dog do that a man steps into?’
Harry: ‘Pants.’
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?’
Harry: ‘Coconut.’
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?’
The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, ‘Bubble gum.’
Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?’
Harry: ‘Shake hands.’
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: ‘What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?’
Harry: ‘Firetruck.’
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ‘Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven question s wrong……’
Two friends were keeping malice with each other,the reason why they were not talking to each other was because Nickicia could not find her slip and panty after jane left her house.One night at church jane was in the spirit and her skirt accidentally lift up and nicki could see her white slip and white panty so she said i hope it’s not my underwear you are wearing that you stole from my house .Jane said i hope you are not talking to me who wants your stinky underwear ,don’t you see how white my whites are i use bleach.
Joke 1>>>>>>>>What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you’re done with the breasts and the thighs, there’s still a greasy box to put your bone in.
Joke 2>>>>>>>>>Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her **** went.
joke 3>>What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it.
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your American when ur going into the Bathroom and your American when your leaving the Bathroom what are u when your in the Bathroom?
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little johnny jokes… just search them on yahoo answers.
“a man walked into a bar”…..you will get it after awhile.
how do you wake up lady gaga?
you poke her face!
ha-ha-ha.
what word stars with F and ends in U-C-K?
firetruck
what were you thinking of?