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A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very “in the mood”, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals’ cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
“First,” he said, “I don’t want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this.” The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was. “Well,” said Ed, “You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.”
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Yes– Ed, being the stereotypical “dumb redneck” thinks the proposition includes HIM having to pay for the privilege of bedding the gorilla.
There is the ironic twist– though, in this case, a little predictable. This joke has been told in many different ways. Hope this helps.
Okay, well he thinks that he has to pay them for him to do it with the gorilla. Not the best joke around.
Come on Ed.. you still need that $500. of course not, if he were a true redneck he’d do it for free
thinks the gorilla is a prostitute
tsk! tsk! tsk! To pay for THAT! LOL.
Have a great day!
Not nice. If you had said Ed was of a darker skinned variety I could call this racist. Even though not racist, it is insulting and bigoted. You do not need the punchline explained to you, you need to be told not to tell bigoted jokes.
He thinks (because he’s not that bright) that he has to pay $500 to do it with the gorrilla ha ha stupid red neck get it? it’s not that funny
lol good one
He was basically saying he didn’t understand that he was gonna get 500 and thought he had to give 500 because he’s a redneck.