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Can someone give me very funny jokes, videos, websites for best jokes, or very funny videos.
But please don’t go on Google and type fanny jokes just to get points, give me real funny thins.
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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo’s all over the factory floor and they’re really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo’s.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo’s legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. “I’m sorry,” he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, “but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday…”
“Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.”
1) to be said when someone has to use the bathroom
when nature calls, you’d better pick up
because when nature leave a voice mail, she leaves it in your pants
2) While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.
‘Did you get that for your birthday?’ asked Little Johnny.
‘Nope,’ replied Jimmy.
‘Well, did you get it for Christmas then?’
Again Jimmy says, ‘Nope.’
‘You didn’t steal it, did you?’ asks Little Johnny.
‘No,’ said Jimmy. ‘I went into Mom and Dad’s bedroom the other night when they were ‘doing the nasty’. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy’s new watch. He vowed to get one for himself.
That night, he waited outside his parents’ bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.
Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom.
His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily, ‘What do you want now?’
‘I wanna watch,’ Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, ‘Fine. Stand in the corner, but keep quiet.’
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O6EeEkkv…
go on youtube.com
you can type in the randomest things and find something that you’ll never forget.
my personal favorites are:
the FRED videos
“shoes”
vinetian princess
“How to have fun while vacuuming” by prestonismyhoe
“Jukebox Hero 4 year old”
and
“Charlie bit My Finger”
Stupid.com, I cannot believe some people do not know about, a website that sells stupid products that I believe to be pure genious.
I say check that out. And that Elmo joke was sooo funny!!
From Gran Torino: A black guy and a chinese guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says,”Get the f*** out of here.”
I laughed so hard.
Depends on your sense of humor, but there’s this site called 4chan and this board called /b/……
http://www.wimp.com/http://www.fmylife.com/http://www.failblog.org
A PRANK CALL OR A CRANK CALL???
HEH??
NUMBER PLEASE
http://www.funny.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9uwCqJm5…
I lol at sexy pic
ebaumsworld.com has good soundboards for prank calls