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		<title>Why Is Canada&#8217;s Health Care System Such A Joke? Please Help?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 05:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have social anxiety/depression and currently taking Effexor 225mg daily but it has stop working for me and my anxiety and depression have gotten worse. The therapist I saw before doesn&#8217;t want to see me anymore of course and referred me to see another therapist, but there is a long waiting list. I have been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Is Obama Pushing A Health Care Bill That He Admittedly Has Not Read? Is This A Joke?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I Need To Raise $20,000 Legally To Cover My Wifes Health Care, Any Ideas?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 07:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a college educated white male. I have no assets of real value and my wife needs a medical procedure that could be a matter of life or death I am looking for LEGAL WAYS to earn cash quick such as high risk jobs etc this is no joke any ideas
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		<title>If The Health Care Bill Is So Great Then Why Can It Only Be Passed Using Closed Door Deals &amp; 1 Am Wkend Votes?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 17:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If this bill is honestly in the best interest of most Americans, then why can it not stand on it&#8217;s own merits?
a lot of democrats wouldn&#8217;t even sign on to it unless they had something in it for them.
how can anyone in good conscience defend this bill as it is written, without being considered a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If The Health Care Bill Is So Great Then Why Can It Only Be Passed Using Closed Door Deals &amp; 1 Am Wkend Votes?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 08:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If this bill is honestly in the best interest of most Americans, then why can it not stand on it&#8217;s own merits?
a lot of democrats wouldn&#8217;t even sign on to it unless they had something in it for them.
how can anyone in good conscience defend this bill as it is written, without being considered a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Research Topic For Phd In Child Health And Child Care ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>medicaljokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve asked this before, but got no satisfactory answers.  so I ask this again.  I&#8217;m planning to do research on issues of child health, for my PhD.  Can you suggest some current issues in this regard that I can take up for my study in India?
I&#8217;m serious and in earnest.  Only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke: Doctor, Doctor And Health Care?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St Peter, &#8220;As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children.&#8221; St Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, &#8220;As a psychiatrist I helped thousands of people live better lives.&#8221; St Peter tells [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Are So Many Poeple Against Obama`s Proposed Health Care System?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 11:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have not read his deal in detail,but would imagine that healthcare for everyone,would be a good thing,even though I am not for welfare.Most civilized countries have free healthcare.I have heard that Canada`s system is a joke though.
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		<title>Why Do We Need Universal Health Care?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:43:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if you add 37 to 50 million people onto universal healthcare,where do you get the doctors? answer,existing doctor workloads will increase more than 100% meaning i will wait longer to get treated by my doctor,so i guess that would be considered adequate healthcare??  what a joke.
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		<title>Uk Health Care And Millvina Dean The Last Titanic Survivor?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought socalized medicine was awesome yet the poor woman has to sell stuff to pay for medical bills. Shame on evil UK. Im saying this as a joke of course because it seems the UK talks bad about how evil American medical care is. I just wanted to throw it in youe face. Peace [...]]]></description>
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