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		<title>Doctors And Nurses Joke?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 01:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman brings eight year old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight year old daughter.
Johnny&#8217;s mother says: &#8220;Let&#8217;s not be too harsh on them. They are bound to be curious about sex at that age.&#8221;
&#8220;Curious about sex?!&#8221; Replies Mary&#8217;s mother. &#8220;He&#8217;s taken her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Or Not Nurses Joke?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them.
&#8220;What did you used to do back on Earth?&#8221; he asked the first nurse. &#8220;Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?&#8221;
She told him, &#8220;I was a nurse at an inner city hospital. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nursing And Hot All The Time?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:42:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goodness! I&#8217;m nursing (my daughter is 4 mos old) and I&#8217;m an oven.  When everyone else is comfortable, I&#8217;m sweating.  Anyone else have this experience when nursing? I&#8217;m only 25, but I joke that I must be going through menopause.
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		<title>Where Can I Take &#8220;christian Scriptures&#8221; And &#8220;christian Heritage&#8221; Classes Online For My Pre-nursing Program?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 07:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not joking.
Baylor&#8217;s nursing school requires these courses for admission to their FastBacc program, but I got my Bachelor&#8217;s degree from a university without any religious affiliation.
I have to find some online program which offers these courses, since my community college doesn&#8217;t offer it.
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		<title>How Does One Become A Boxing Cutman?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:44:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[im 27, two kids, fulltime job and night school have made me sort of give up on my dreams of resurrecting my amateur boxing career and turn pro. but i would still love to do something that would pay me somewhat decent money and keep me around the sport that i love. im going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s A Good Joke About Nurses Walking Into A Bar?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My G/F is a nurse, and i want to make her and her nurse friends laugh.
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		<title>I Need A Joke To Break The Ice&#8230;&#8230;.?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:06:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i got this assignment for my nursing class. i have to find a joke that will show that laughter is good for your health. i need i a good clean joke, but cant find any! if u know any nursing jokes that would be awesome! thanks so much everyone and god bless!
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		<title>Did You Read The Y!a Blog About The Joke Where The Person In The Nursing Home?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 08:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[was sucking the chocolate off the peanuts?  The Y!A person was saying this joke would be a violation.  I read through the Y!A guidelines &#8211; I have to admit it was the first time &#8211; and going according to the guidelines a huge percentage of questions and answers on Y!A shouldn&#8217;t be here. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is This Joke About Nursing Homes Funny?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed in the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the men actually [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 2nd Best Nursing Home Joke Ever!!!!!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 19:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cyril was taking a walk through the park on his zimmer frame, when he came across three old ladies sitting on the park bench.
He smiled and wished them a good afternoon.
One called over and said:-
&#8220;If you drop your trousers and pants, we can tell how old you are by looking at your willy!&#8221;
&#8220;Really?&#8221; Cyril said, [...]]]></description>
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