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		<title>Should Obama Have Serious Surgery To Remove The Tumor In His Ears?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[just-a-kidding.
anybody want to answer?
p.s. he really DOES have freakishly large ears.
I just made a clever joke about it 
the presidential part of him is okay, though&#8230;. sorta&#8230;.
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		<title>Can You Please Tell Me Any Ways To Increase My Breast Size?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No surgery,pills, creams, jokes,genetics is a lie, and being happy with what god gave me is impossible because god didnt give me anything at all im a 34A and i want to become a B thats all! but god just doesnt seem to want me to be happy and i have no confidence or self [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cost Of Surgery In The Spinal Canal In The Lower Back?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can any one tell me how much it will cost me to do a surgery in the lower back area to remove a lesion from the spinal canal.(Dont joke I am serious)
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		<title>What&#8217;s The Toughest Surgery Ever Performed?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; Lansing, Michigan *ba dum bum*
Do you know any good geography jokes for my neighbor&#8217;s kid?  Geography is his latest theme.  He needs a wider repertoire, though; he&#8217;s getting to be annoying with the few he knows.
(At least he&#8217;s finally moved on from the seasonal favorite &#8211; &#8220;How does Good King Wenceslas like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Masturbation After Surgery?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE DEAL:
I&#8217;m 20 and I just underwent circumcision for Phymosis. Phymosis is a medical condition where foreskin can&#8217;t retract.
THE PROBLEM:
Recovery guidlines don&#8217;t allow sexual release (masturbation or intercourse) for 30 days. Self absorbing stitches should fall out after day 10. One circumcision website stated you can have sexual release 5 days after stitches come out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is There Anyone That Has Has Hip Surgery Out There?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was told I have to have a total hip replacement and I am scared to death about it. is there anyone out there that has had it and how was the income from it? no practical jokes please, this is a serious question, not playing around here.
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		<title>Should I Shave All My Pubic Hair For My Hysteroscopy Outpatient Surgery?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a friend that&#8217;s a doctor and she said that when your under anesthesia they have little snicker sessions about pubic hair on people when they haven&#8217;t shaved for surgery.  I&#8217;m not pregnant but she said pregnant women that don&#8217;t have this done ahead of time, well, they joke about that sometimes too.
So&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is There A Way To Increase Bust Size Without Resorting To Surgery?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a 34c and would like to increase my cup size to at least a D. Is there a none surgical way of doing this? Any creams, pills or exercises? I know I should be happy with my size but boyfriend keeps joking that he&#8217;s going to get them done for HIS birthday.
So just something [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke&#8230;.surgery?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tricky goes to a doctor because he thinks his p*nis is simply way too long. It makes it hard to get into clothes comfortably; it sometimes scares the ladies too. It also seems to impair his speech.
After his consultation and exam, the doctor schedules him for surgery to shorten his p*nis a remarkable seven inches, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Does Anyone Have Any Good Jokes?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i got out of oral surgery. any good jokes to keep the pain out of my mind?
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