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		<title>Like This Blonde Joke?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:11:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.
“You need to make sure this dog runs around,” the doctor said.
“Try playing a game of fetch.”
“I can’t play fetch with my dog,” the blonde said.
“Why not?” the doctor asked.
“Because,” she replied, “He can’t throw.”
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		<title>Funny Joke But Take No Offense Its Just A Joke.?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Subject:  REDNECK VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, they could not afford a larger bed.  So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn&#8217;t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Favorite Joke ,rate This?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 12:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>medicaljokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Banta comes home from work feeling bad about the day’s activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions.
Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and that of his mischievious side.
While staring at the ceiling, a voice in his head says, “Don’t worry about it, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sheep Joke.?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:42:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The guy doesn&#8217;t have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is It Funny Joke&#8230;&#8230;?????</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>medicaljokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn&#8217;t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
Every once in a while, however, he&#8217;d hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: &#8220;Bob, don&#8217;t worry about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Here Is A Fun Deductive Reasoning Joke Problem. The Best Answer Goes To Person Who Gives Answer And Reasons.?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 05:39:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jennifer notes that her family members have varied occupations.  Her cousin, aunt, uncle, mother, father, grandmother, and grandfather are employed as a barista (a person working behind a bar serving hot/cold drinks, a dairy farmer, a doctor, a mayor, a nurse, a postman and veterinarian. (Occupations are in alphabetical order.)
Some facts:
Jason is not really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke(i Thinks Anways)..?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, &#8220;Relax&#8230; you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, &#8221; but another kept reminding me, &#8220;Howard, you are a veterinarian.&#8221;
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		<title>Halloween Delicous Dessert!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 09:56:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>medicaljokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kitty Litter Cake&#8221; * ~
This is *no joke*
READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE PHOTO&#8230;
TRUST ME&#8230;
DON&#8217;T LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST&#8230;
This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a little different&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;
WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETELY EDIBLE,
BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Should I Prove Them Wrong? Or Be Happy?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 23:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>medicaljokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My family expects very little from me. They don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m the smartest person around. A while back I decided that I wanted to be a veterinarian. I figured I love animals, PLUS it would be a great way to prove to them that I am more intelligent than they think. I told them plan [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Drama With A Stray Dog Please Help!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 13:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>medicaljokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Very early this morning, someone drove down the street, beeped a few times, and dumped a dog out of the car in pretty much the middle of the woods.  Since he was freezing and pretty skinny, I fed him and tried to help him out a bit until I could get in touch with [...]]]></description>
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