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For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:
Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.
No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.
You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.
Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile.
No cat or teenager shares you taste in music.
Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.
Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.
Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy — a sense of complete and utter boredom.
Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone’s furniture.
Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior.
Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times. And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned.
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kicking teenagers should be an olympic sport
Well, two of my cats sometimes look at you when they’re called. One usually will even come to me. Unlike my teenage brother who completely ignores me.
Very entertaining – Thank you for a smile today!
hey i laugh at jokes and i still go out with my parents on the week ends infact i dont ever go to partys ever and cant sit on the couch for hours and i am a very careful with the disisions i make like not doing stupid things like drugs or sex or dare devil things . but i do yawn like a cat i always have and i had a cat that turned his head when we called him infact he came when we called him . this thing u wrote is true for some teens and false for others .
as the mother of a daughter that just recently turned 13, thank you for the advise.
she already is showing some of these signs. lol
This coming from a teenager: Whenever you try to force or make a teenager do something, they will do the other choice. It’s just simply annoying. For example, my parents will tell me to do the dishes, even though I was planning to do them, but because they nagged and told me to do them, I didn’t do them for another hour.
im not like that, im 18 work full time in a salon, ive no time to laze about and do those things, i sleep in on saturdays but thats all, i work in a pub kitchen some evenings to make extra cash, im not lazy i do my own laundry keep my room clean and some days drop my younger brother at football practice, it’s funny i spose if you think of it as being like a cat sort of.
Very good analogy!
you will never know how true you are hun, another cracker, pmsl
have a star
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lmao that is fantastic ! have a star!
I will get you ,you meddling little fish.
How does carpy soup sound…mwah hahahaha….lol
thats not true at all ..
Where was the question? I didn’t see one.