Dentist Jokes!!?
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QUESTION:
A woman drops her false teeth in the park & is unable to find them in the long grass.A passer-by spots her predicament & offers her a spare set.Unfortunately the teeth are too loose so the passer-by offers her a second pair.These are too tight so the passer-by gives her a third set which fit perfectly.
“Thank you,” says the woman. “I’ve been looking for a good dentist for ages.”
“I’m not a dentist,” says the passer-by. “I’m an undertaker.”
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A husband & wife enter a dentist's surgery.The husband says, "I want a tooth pulled. "I don't want gas because I'm in a terrible rush.Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave man,"says the dentist."Now which tooth is it?"
The husband turns to his wife and says,"Show him your tooth, dear."
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A patient is asking a dentist his prices."How much for an extraction?"
"£70,"replies the dentist.
"70 quid?for a few minutes' work,"complains the patient.
"I can make it last all day if you like," replies the dentist. 
10 Comments so far
quite good if you like 2:30 jokes….pull some for us later..
Why are we all afraid of the dentist’s fidgety?
Did you hear about the dentistwho prepared to extract a tooth from a lady patient.She suddenly grabbed him by the balls and said ominously:”Now we’re not going to hurt each other are we?”
All pretty good !!
I don’t get it.
the last two are pretty funny.
I like em … wish they had come a day earlier thought … I saw my dentist yesterday .. he would have appreciated them … next time
Those are good. I really like the last one
three smashers fingers first one was a screem10 /10
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keep trying
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