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		<title>JOKE FOR YOU &#8211; star if funny please?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man wakes up feeling horny ! nudges wife , shall we get it on babe ?? no she says, got gynecologist appointment in morning ,you know I dont like sex before seeing him !! husband says ok ! wakes up again a few minutes later and says you ain&#8217;t got a dentist appointment as well [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By special request pt 2?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 20:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q. Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A. To get to the second hand shop. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Q. Why did the picture go to jail? A. Because it was framed. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Q. What are two things you cannot have for breakfast? A. Lunch and dinner. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Q. Why did the boy sprinkle [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>root canal?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 19:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i recently got a hit in the mouth by mistake (joke went wrong)and knocked my tooth back into my mouth, now it didnt come away from the gum and i was able to push it back to where it was but it doesnt quite sit right since and having trouble eating, i have been to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>racist or funny?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 12:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>medicaljokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i told this joke and was frowned upon, i saw it more as a dig at bush and blair wat u think george bush and tony blair are sitting in the kitchen chatting. mrs blair walks in and says &#8221; what are you 2 doing?&#8221; Bush answers &#8220;Planning ww3&#8243; &#8220;well, whats the plan?&#8221; asks mrs [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>28</slash:comments>
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		<title>would you agree that the nhs is a complete joke&#8230;?</title>
		<link>http://www.freemedicaljokes.com/would-you-agree-that-the-nhs-is-a-complete-joke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[how is it that the nhs is providing money for single teenage mothers who are too stupid to use contraception and dont pay taxes when those of us who do pay them can&#8217;t even get a check up at the dentist without having to fork out MORE money&#8230;??]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>why does the government force us to like other races?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 06:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>medicaljokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never had a problem with any other race until year 3 of primary school where we had a Nigerian dentist come in and he was having a joke with us and i told his daughter he was funny and she went to the teacher and told her and i was severely disciplined for this. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>How long does the sick feeling last from having a tooth abscess?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 02:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to the dentist about 5 days ago because my lower molar, which has a crown, started to give me nonstop throbbing excruciating pain and within hours the left side of my face looked like a chipmunk. The dentist prescribed me ibuprofen 800(which was a joke) plus tetracycline. Well, I became very nauseous from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke:Gloves?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 21:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>medicaljokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How latex gloves are made&#8230; A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. &#8220;Do you know how they make these gloves?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t&#8221; she replied. &#8220;Well,&#8221; he spoofed, &#8220;there&#8217;s a building [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>its kids joke time funny or not?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 16:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>medicaljokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30 (tooth hurty)! Patient: Doctor, doctor I only have 59 seconds to live Wait a minute! Doctor Doctor my wife thinks she&#8217;s a piano. Well bring her in Are you joking, she&#8217;s too heavy! Why was the doctor mad? Because he had no patients! Doctor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>dentistry and false teeth?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 05:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to the dentist as the new teeth were rubbing and she took off some at the back. Point is they fit better but the edge is sharp. How long will this take to be less sharp or any ideas on what to do. If I go back to the dentist she cannot take [...]]]></description>
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