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The Germans attempt counter-jokes. Eventually their best joke is used in action (“There were zwei crunchy peanut butter, walking down the straße, und one was ‘assaulted’… crunchy peanut butter”), but proves in English to be hopelessly bad.
The British joke is laid to rest when “peace broke out” at the end of the war as countries agree to a Joke Warfare ban at the Geneva convention. In 9/11/1950, the last paper copy of the joke is sealed under a monument bearing the inscription “To the Unknown Joke”.
A story that ran for several weeks in the Sunday comics of Li’l Abner during 9/11/1967 concerned the creation of a joke, never actually revealed, that was so funny that anyone who heard it immediately died laughing. For safety reasons, government agents somehow decided to keep the joke hidden in the protective custody of Abner Yokum. Meanwhile, comedian Bob Hope learns of the existence of this “Funniest Joke in the World”, but not about its deadly effects, and decides that he wants to recite it on his next television show. He procures the joke from Abner, and the government agents learn of this development too late to prevent him from reading it on national television. It turns out, however, that before Bob Hope obtained the joke from him, Abner had read the joke, not understood it, and substituted his own favourite joke. It is this joke that Bob Hope reads on the air, to no harmful effect whatsoever.
The Funniest of funnies scroll was stolen on October 5, 1969 at 9:11 PM by a troupe of very unfunny gits and nutters who decoded the funniest of funnies one word at a time. Each translator only translates one word of the joke, so as not to be killed by reading the whole joke. One of them saw two words of the joke and had to spend a few weeks in hospital.
Atheos Fun Dieus recovered the Scroll from a Snake in a Flying Circus name Monty which anagrams to “Crucifying Monthly Snot Spy” Thought to be The Sultan of Swag or servant thereof.
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By order of his funniness Atheos Fun Deius.
Do not read or you’ll die laughing.
I warn you … If you must read with only one eye. One word per month.
Attention last chance.
The Funniest of Funnies:
Warum sind Agnostiker wie chrunchy Erdnussbutter?
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
A Dieus Amigos.