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I’m thinking of doing a comedy routine for my school talent show. I would be performing it in front of 12 and 13-year olds and teachers. I’m thinking of doing it on homework, like excuses for not doing your homework and stuff. Do you have any funny homework jokes or other joke ideas? It’s ok if you don’t want to tell me them because you don’t want someone to steal them but if you wouldn’t mind just naming one or two…
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I hope you all laugh at my jokes this afternoon, because I’m getting graded on this for speech class. I couldn’t use my best material because I’m worried about drawing a detention. This is a tough room.
I went to camp last summer. Maybe some of you went to church camp or to football camp. I went to drama camp. I knew I was in trouble when I learned my coach’s name was Mr. Heckler. I can’t get no respect. I went to Manhattan with my family, and they voted me off the island.
Nice choice!! You should tell jokes about maybe babysitting, and how little kids always tell you where to hide, and be sarcastic, or say something like “It gets to the point where it’s pathetic, like I’m LOOKING her in the eye like, “Have YOU seen ___?” Something like that… Or about skipping school and how you’d rather do anything but that, or make a joke about a hated teacher
Tell me how it goes!!
heres 1
A bear and a rabbit are walking in the forest when they come across an antique oil lamp. They rub it and *poof!* out pops a genie. He says, “you each have three wishes so use them wisely.”
Bear, wish 1: I wish I was the only male bear in the forest [so that all of the female bears will like him]
Rabbit, wish 1: I wish I had a snazzy motorcycle helmet
Bear, wish 2: I wish I was the only male bear in the country
Rabbit, wish 2: I wish I had a motorcycle that matches my helmet
Bear, wish 3: Hmmm, ooh i know! I wish I was the only male bear in the…WORLD!
Rabbit, wish 3: And I wish that the bear was gay!
and a reason for not handing in home work say i was caught in a time warp and handed it in 5 years ago
or my dog ate it and the someone ate my dog
and heres an extra one its so u dont fight the skool bully all u say is ok ill fight as soon as my sopranos family meeting is over
or sorry im booked till 2050.
hope this helps!
here alot of jokes :
http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/search/label/Jokes
Try http://ejokx.com I am sure you will find them