Comments on: Do You Know Any Funny Jokes For A Comedy Routine?

By: Online N

Online N — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:35:53 +0000

Try http://ejokx.com I am sure you will find them

By: MINA

MINA — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:26:58 +0000

here alot of jokes :
http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/search/label/Jokes

By: daouk a

daouk a — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:12:40 +0000

heres 1
A bear and a rabbit are walking in the forest when they come across an antique oil lamp. They rub it and *poof!* out pops a genie. He says, “you each have three wishes so use them wisely.”
Bear, wish 1: I wish I was the only male bear in the forest [so that all of the female bears will like him]
Rabbit, wish 1: I wish I had a snazzy motorcycle helmet
Bear, wish 2: I wish I was the only male bear in the country
Rabbit, wish 2: I wish I had a motorcycle that matches my helmet
Bear, wish 3: Hmmm, ooh i know! I wish I was the only male bear in the…WORLD!
Rabbit, wish 3: And I wish that the bear was gay!
and a reason for not handing in home work say i was caught in a time warp and handed it in 5 years ago
or my dog ate it and the someone ate my dog
and heres an extra one its so u dont fight the skool bully all u say is ok ill fight as soon as my sopranos family meeting is over
or sorry im booked till 2050.
hope this helps!

By: nora

nora — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:49:31 +0000

Nice choice!! You should tell jokes about maybe babysitting, and how little kids always tell you where to hide, and be sarcastic, or say something like “It gets to the point where it’s pathetic, like I’m LOOKING her in the eye like, “Have YOU seen ___?” Something like that… Or about skipping school and how you’d rather do anything but that, or make a joke about a hated teacher
Tell me how it goes!!

By: friendly

friendly — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:35:52 +0000

I hope you all laugh at my jokes this afternoon, because I’m getting graded on this for speech class. I couldn’t use my best material because I’m worried about drawing a detention. This is a tough room.
I went to camp last summer. Maybe some of you went to church camp or to football camp. I went to drama camp. I knew I was in trouble when I learned my coach’s name was Mr. Heckler. I can’t get no respect. I went to Manhattan with my family, and they voted me off the island.