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1. Medical Jokes: jfmm

   “Doctor! Doctor! It Hurts when I do This!!
   Smack! “Well, don’t Do It, then”!

2. Medical Jokes: Socorro 43

   WILL IT HURT MUCH, DOCTOR?
   A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?”
   The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it’s difficult to describe pain.”
   “I know, but can’t you give me some idea?” she asks.
   “Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little…”
   “Like this?”
   “A little more…”
   “Like this?”
   “No. A little more…”
   “Like this?”
   “Yes. Does that hurt?”
   “A little bit.”
   “Now stretch it over your head!”

3. Medical Jokes: Christin

   docter docter i feel funny
   we had to put u down for rabies
   i dont here one that aI thought of but thanks for the 2 oints

4. Medical Jokes: morzky

   doctor doctor how’s the operation? I’m not a doctor I’m St. Peter!

5. Medical Jokes: jenrulz1

   no, but thnks fr th 2 points….

6. Medical Jokes: Lacems

   Doctor, Doctor I cant feel my legs!
   “Thats cos we amputated your arms” Says the doc.