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QUESTION:

A man goes into a doctor’s and says; doctor there is something wrong with my arm.
The doctor asks him to explain.
Well says the man, every time I touch my arm my wrist talks to me.
The doctors asks him to demonstrate, so the man touches his upper arm and his wrist says, lend me £5.00, ahh says the doctor I see
The man touches his forearm and his wrist says lend me £10.00, that’s interesting says the doctor.
Well what’s the matter asks the man.
You wrist is broke.

17 Comments so far

  1. bud on February 15, 2010 1:35 am

    I like, MARCHING ON TOGETHER.

  2. mattlind on February 15, 2010 2:12 am

    this joke had me in stitches.

  3. Ricky S on February 15, 2010 2:50 am

    yes nice one from a Leeds fan living in Manchester to another Leeds fan northerners on top

  4. markhatt on February 15, 2010 2:57 am

    oh dear! ha ha

  5. caroline on February 15, 2010 3:12 am

    I like it. Keep them coming!!

  6. vixen xx on February 15, 2010 3:26 am

    really really, honestly made me giggle.
    gotta have a star.
    xx

  7. lisa on February 15, 2010 4:08 am

    hehe. ;)

  8. ?BEC? ~Mama to Lucy & bump~ on February 15, 2010 5:04 am

    aaaahahahahaha
    So stupid but oh so funny

  9. Ian on February 15, 2010 6:04 am

    nice one

  10. pur4 HeARt3d on February 15, 2010 6:14 am

    LoL!!!!!! cant stop laughing hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhaahhahaha… ok here a star dude!!!

  11. Tim C on February 15, 2010 7:11 am

    that was moderately bad….
    Here is an example of a good joke:
    A man goes to a local doctor with his finger totally green colored. the doctor says he needs to have it amputated as soon as possible. the man sees a Chinese doctor for a second opinion and the doctor just laughs ands says western doctors are just too quick to do surgery.. then the doctor says wait two or three weeks then finger fall off by itself

  12. Dont You Just Love It on February 15, 2010 7:23 am

    Original & Funny..

  13. Tiger012 on February 15, 2010 7:23 am

    Haven’t heard it before! – not bad – made me laugh

  14. im just a flea bag on February 15, 2010 7:41 am

    lol. :) my days getting better

  15. Zalia on February 15, 2010 8:10 am

    Its good but not worth of a star

  16. shri on February 15, 2010 8:31 am

    good one lol

  17. Janet B on February 15, 2010 9:09 am

    PMSL



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