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A man goes into a doctor’s and says; doctor there is something wrong with my arm.
The doctor asks him to explain.
Well says the man, every time I touch my arm my wrist talks to me.
The doctors asks him to demonstrate, so the man touches his upper arm and his wrist says, lend me £5.00, ahh says the doctor I see
The man touches his forearm and his wrist says lend me £10.00, that’s interesting says the doctor.
Well what’s the matter asks the man.
You wrist is broke.

17 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: bud

    I like, MARCHING ON TOGETHER.

  2. Medical Jokes: mattlind

    this joke had me in stitches.

  3. Medical Jokes: Ricky S

    yes nice one from a Leeds fan living in Manchester to another Leeds fan northerners on top

  4. Medical Jokes: markhatt

    oh dear! ha ha

  5. Medical Jokes: caroline

    I like it. Keep them coming!!

  6. Medical Jokes: vixen xx

    really really, honestly made me giggle.
    gotta have a star.
    xx

  7. Medical Jokes: lisa

    hehe. ;)

  8. Medical Jokes: ?BEC? ~Mama to Lucy & bump~

    aaaahahahahaha
    So stupid but oh so funny

  9. Medical Jokes: Ian

    nice one

  10. Medical Jokes: pur4 HeARt3d

    LoL!!!!!! cant stop laughing hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhaahhahaha… ok here a star dude!!!

  11. Medical Jokes: Tim C

    that was moderately bad….
    Here is an example of a good joke:
    A man goes to a local doctor with his finger totally green colored. the doctor says he needs to have it amputated as soon as possible. the man sees a Chinese doctor for a second opinion and the doctor just laughs ands says western doctors are just too quick to do surgery.. then the doctor says wait two or three weeks then finger fall off by itself

  12. Medical Jokes: Dont You Just Love It

    Original & Funny..

  13. Medical Jokes: Tiger012

    Haven’t heard it before! – not bad – made me laugh

  14. Medical Jokes: im just a flea bag

    lol. :) my days getting better

  15. Medical Jokes: Zalia

    Its good but not worth of a star

  16. Medical Jokes: shri

    good one lol

  17. Medical Jokes: Janet B

    PMSL





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