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QUESTION:

A 97 year old man goes into his doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I want my sex drive lowered.”
“Sir”, replied the doctor, “You’re 97. Don’t you think your sex drive is all in your head?”
“You’re darn right it is!” replied the old man. “That’s why I want it lowered!”

24 Comments so far

  1. TATRAFAN on March 1, 2010 4:51 am

    This joke actually made me laugh on a cold, wet and windy night.
    Have a star.

  2. paulcryo on March 1, 2010 5:16 am

    worth a chuckle

  3. Teejay on March 1, 2010 5:32 am

    Ha ha nice one. lol!
    :-) ))

  4. Betty B on March 1, 2010 5:42 am

    LOL Funny one!
    Must be a guy thing…not wanting sex drive in your head.
    I’m a woman so my head still controls my body and if it’s not in my head…no way my body will follow…

  5. Brooke on March 1, 2010 6:10 am

    Wicked!!
    10 out of 10!!
    starred **
    ha ha ha still laughing!!

  6. Luck dragon on March 1, 2010 6:51 am

    ha ha ha funny
    thanks for a laugh

  7. faith on March 1, 2010 7:24 am

    ha ha ha ha ha ha very good i liked that one

  8. ..§::? *unknown* ?::§.. on March 1, 2010 8:02 am

    very funny! ur jokes always make me laugh! <3

  9. Nancy M on March 1, 2010 8:14 am

    Good joke and thanks for the laugh!

  10. Will S on March 1, 2010 8:15 am

    that’s cute & original thanks, have a star.

  11. brittani on March 1, 2010 9:08 am

    good stuff !
    lovee it.

  12. SAMANTHA H on March 1, 2010 9:38 am

    well i went to the doctors the other day, i said to the doctor i feel like a pair of curtains… he replied just pull yourself together you`ll be ok

  13. Carole W on March 1, 2010 10:31 am

    Love it that is funny

  14. Wonderst on March 1, 2010 11:21 am

    Lol Honey have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxxx

  15. Quizard on March 1, 2010 12:17 pm

    Lmao, and now I’m out of stars.

  16. Madelein on March 1, 2010 12:24 pm

    Nice! Star for you.

  17. Deedee on March 1, 2010 1:07 pm

    Roflmao thats too funny, loved it!
    a star from me to you my friend

  18. David T-V on March 1, 2010 1:22 pm

    one time i went to the doctors office and said i felt like a camera and he said “well take a picture and ill give ya the report later.”

  19. Gemma M on March 1, 2010 2:08 pm

    that is funny, lol

  20. Liz on March 1, 2010 3:07 pm

    hahaha very good.

  21. brendaco on March 1, 2010 3:39 pm

    Good one! Very funny!
    Like :-)

  22. Polar Molar on March 1, 2010 4:02 pm

    Good One!! lol ?

  23. smila on March 1, 2010 4:41 pm

    Aplause aplause aplause…..superb…lmao

  24. Happy Murcia on March 1, 2010 5:32 pm

    That`s a gud un,,loved it,,,,




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