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i need a joke thats not lame that 6th graders will actually laugh at
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a blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian: I WOULD LIKE A DOUBLE CHEESE BURGER A LARGE FRY AND A LARGE DIET COKE PLEASE.
the librarian say: mam your in the library
the blonde replies: im so sorry ..(whispers) i would like a double cheese burger a large fry and a large diet coke please
There are some “clean” Little Johnny jokes that are always funny. Here’s a couple:
HOMEWORK:
“Dad,” said Little Johnny, “I’m late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?”
The father said irately, “Son, it just wouldn’t be right.”
“That’s okay,” replied Little Johnny, “but you could at least give it a try, couldn’t you?”
VERY DANGEROUS:
The teacher spent the entire hour reading to her class about the bison family.
When she had finished, she said, “Name some things that are very dangerous to get near to and have horns.”
Little Johnny spoke up without hesitation, “Automobiles?”
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.
The son asks, “Dad is we poisonous snakes?”
The father replies proudly, “Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?”
“Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!”
joke2
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (a 100-legged bug) that came in a little white box which served as the bug’s house.
He took his purchase home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time.” But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, “How about going to church with me and receive blessings?” But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede’s house and shouting, “HEY IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO CHURCH WITH ME AND LEARN ABOUT THE LORD?”
(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!)
And a little voice came out of the box………
“I heard you the first time…….I’m putting on my shoes!”
Look Into there soul. Deep down in there you know. Into there heart with the most serious face you can make stare them down and say the word pudding. I don’t know why but they laugh. Unless their one of those evil kids who pretend to be nice but is really pure evil and the only thing they laugh at is your pain…….
Q.What has four wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck
Q. Where does a General keep his Armies?
A. In his sleevies
Semi-dirty but a 6th grader woudl definately laugh:
Q. What does the Start Ship Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?
A. They both wrap around Uranus (your anus) and pick up clingons!
why are hair dressers never late?
because they know all the short cuts.
what do you call an italian with a rubber toe?
roberto.
2 chocolate bars in a dessert, which one’s male?
the one with nuts.
what’s a ghost’s favourite part of the house?
the living room.
I can’t think of anymore at the moment ill let you know if i remember some others.
no offence everyone but none of those are funny. except for the one about the peanut is ok…
heres a funny joke for 6th graders:
what do you call a black man flying a plane???
A PILOT…YOU RACIST
to get some six grade jokes go to http://bohblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/sixth-grade-jokes.html
Two muffins are sitting in an oven,one muffin turns to the other and says ‘Gee its starting to get warm in here” the other one says “AAGGHHH!!!! a talking muffin!!!!!!!!”
‘Anyone who can guess how many ducks I have in this sack can have both of them,’ said Murphy.
‘Three,’ said Ranagan.
‘That’s near enough,’ said Murphy.
what do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug
What do you call a man with no spade on his head? Dougless
3 men walk into a bar. Why does the 4 one duck?
So he won’t hit his head
Q:What kind of movies do Pirate’s likes
A: Ones that are rated ARRRR!
Did you hear the one about the blind skunk?
He fell in love with a fart
two peanuts walk down a road
1 was a-salted
only ones i can think of are “dirty”