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1. Medical Jokes: Smarties

   What’s the best time to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty
   So a man runs home from work and tells his wife: “Pack me a tackle box, three days of clothes, and my new blue silk pj’s.” the wife, being a good wife, thinks this request is sort of fishy, and asks him why he wants her to do this. the husband tells her that his male boss if having a fishing gettaway weekend, and has requested his presence. he wants to go so he may get closer to getting a new promotion. the wife does as he requests, to a T. sunday evening, the husband gets home, and the wife asks how the fishing went. the husband says “Oh! it was great! i caught some bass, some walleye, some perch, some trout and all my lures were great. (sounding miffed) But, you didn’t pack my silkk pj’s!” The wofe looks up at him slyly and says “Did you check your tackle box?”
   So a man walks into a bar, and orders three pints of beer. he drinks each, taking his time, sipping small sips from each. He does this for a few days before someone asks him about it. he says “I have two brothers, and we each decided to go our separate ways, but remeber each other when we had a beer.” One day, he walks into the bar and orders only two beers. the bar goes quiet as a grave. Once the man is about halfway done each drink, the bartender askes what happened. the man looks up with tears in his eyes and says:” I gave up drinking!”
   A GOOD ONE FROM US CANADIANS:
   Two men are driving down a road, each one drinking a beer. They’ve both had quite a lot to drink, and decided that this one was for the weaving ride home. However, there’s a police car ahead. the driver slurs to his buddy: “hey, take the labels off the beer bottles, and throw the bottles out the window”. the buddy does as told, and the driver takes a label and sticks it to his forehead, telling his buddy to do the same. They near the police man, and surre enough, they get pulled over for weaving on the road. the officer asks “Have you been drinking?” smelling the beer in the car. the driver says “no officer.” then points to his forehaed. “We’re on the patch”

2. Medical Jokes: Amy S

   this is a good dental joke:
   This lady is talking to her dentis and says ”Dr. I keep on thinking im a refridgerater”
   The dentist just nods and says ”ok what would you like me to do about it”
   His reply is ”well i sleep with my mouth open”
   The dentist starting to get annoyed says”so?”
   The lady sounding very serious says”well Dr.
   my husband doesnt like the light”
   hope it helped i know its not the best but its all i could think of….
   oh WAIT i have another one:
   theres 2 brothers.One brother goes one vacation and asks the other brother to watch his cat.the brother on the vacation phones and says”so hows my cat” the other brother replies with:”well she was on the roof chasin a bird and fell off”
   so the brother phones back the next day and asks”is my cat okay?”
   the other brother watching the cat says”the vets are looking at her now…but i tell ya…it aint looking to good for the cat”
   so 3 days later the brother on the vacation phones again”is my cat okay”he asks.
   the other brother says”im sorry but she died”
   the brother who owns the cat says”your supposed to say im sorry man but your cats in a better place now.”
   ”okay,okay”says the other brother”your cats in a better place now”
   ”thank you.””so anywayz how gramma doing?”asks the brother on the vacation . the other brother replies with”….she was on the roof chasing a bird…………..”