Does Anyone Have Some Really Funny Jokes?

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QUESTION:

I’m really bored so I wanna hear some jokes. What’s the funniest or stupidest joke you’ve ever heard? All jokes are welcome whether they be Yo mama jokes or knock knock jokes.

6 Comments so far

  1. Tada on November 3, 2009 8:37 pm

    a stupid tank driver wants his tank to run very smoothly without all the screeching noise and stuff like that so he went and bought two dozens (WD 40) and he started spraying the whole tank thinking that in the dark of night no one will see or hear the tank…so he did it and when he finished.. he started the tank and drove it to the sandy road and all of a sudden some metals create a spark and ignite the whole tank on fire like a Christmas-tree . funny joke among tankers

  2. Row-boat on November 3, 2009 8:50 pm

    WARNING: Ok so this may be cruel, but I just had to laugh…you’ve been warned…
    So, you guys know how Farrah Fawcet died before Michael Jackson…??…well….here’s the joke…..
    When Farrah Fawcet died an angel came up to her and said,”you may have one wish before you go up to heaven” and she replied,”I wish all the children on Earth were safe” And then hours later Michael Jackson died…..
    Honestly, I laughed cause it’s sorta true and I can so picture him looking at Farrah and saying to her on the way up to heaven, “What the heck did I ever do to you!?”

  3. Soni G on November 3, 2009 8:57 pm

    You will laugh at these jokes if you are marraied :)

  4. PaCo TaCo on November 3, 2009 9:39 pm

    What did the hobo get for christmas?nothing

  5. jay_d on November 3, 2009 9:40 pm

    One policemen from Eastern Europe asked his college
    - What do you think about new politic regime
    - The same as you
    - So I need to arrest you

  6. Mohit on November 3, 2009 10:18 pm

    HELLO,GO TO
    jokesandshers.blogspot.com




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