11 Comments so far

1. duncefre on January 31, 2010 8:58 pm

   A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor reads his history and does the physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
   “Listen,” says the Doc, “I have migraines too, and the advice I’m going to give you isn’t really anything I learned in medical school, but it’s advice that I’ve gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little.
   Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks.”
   Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. “Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I’ve had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!”
   “Well,” says the physician, “I’m glad I could help.”
   “By the way, Doc,” the patient adds, “You have a REALLY nice house.”

2. The Boss on January 31, 2010 9:17 pm

   doctor doctor i keep thinking i,m a pair of curtains.
   pull your self together man.

3. Chris T on January 31, 2010 9:47 pm

   doctor doctor can you help me out
   certainly what way did you come in

4. multicolour yawn on January 31, 2010 10:16 pm

   Doctor: Well Mrs Smith youve got acute angina
   Mrs Smith: Yeah and my t its arnt bad too!

5. MMac on January 31, 2010 11:02 pm

   Doctor, doctor, I feel that I’m a bridge.
   Whatever has come over you?
   Three cars, two Lorries and a bus.
   Well go stand by the window and stick out your tongue.
   What will that do for me?
   Nothing, but I hate that dentist across the street.

6. The Hermit on January 31, 2010 11:37 pm

   Patient – “Dr Dr I’m having trouble hearing?” Dr checks his ears and finds jelly in one ear and blancmange in the other. Dr replies “Don’t worry you’re a trifle deaf.”
   Check this out:http://www.bromleyhealthmanagement.com/d…
   I’m not going to copy them here.

7. Meriskie on February 1, 2010 12:34 am

   Doctor doctor I think I’m a curtain
   Doctor: pull yourself together
   Or
   Doctor Doctor I think I’m invisible
   Doctor: NEXT!!

8. joe123 on February 1, 2010 12:56 am

   a drunk goes to the doctors,i don’t feel well doctor he says.the Doctor examines him.i cant find anything wrong he said it must be the booze.that’s ok doctor the drunk said i will come back when your sober

9. pat.rob00 Chef U.K. on February 1, 2010 1:10 am

   ” Doctor, Doctor……I cant stop making love to big cats “….” your a lieing ******* you “……………

10. modeller on February 1, 2010 1:53 am

    There was always the optician’s duaghter, two glasses and she made a spectacle of herself.

11. Ian s on February 1, 2010 2:16 am

    http://www.amazingjokes.com
    has got loads of jokes – and you can use their search engine to find any type of joke.