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Cats and Teenagers
NOW! Learn how teenagers and cats are EXACTLY ALIKE!
1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.
2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.
3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.
4. Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile.
5. No cat or teenager shares your taste in music.
6. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.
7. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.
8. Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy: a sense of complete and utter boredom.
9. Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone’s furniture.
10. Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior.
Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times. And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned.
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Lol, that sounds about right, they also tend to make the same kind of fuss about having a bath and have certain “territory marking” tendencies !
haha, that’s cute… but, i’m a teenager, and i don’t THINK i act like a cat… maybe i do… hmmmm…. i’ll have to think about that, xD
I’m a teenager and I don’t think I act like a cat, but my cat definitely acts like a teenager.
Psh yea right *Thinks about it* I suppose I do kind of act like a cat in some ways…Like I always make alot of noise and get under mymoms feet when I want food!
wow, thats funny, and definately fits the description of ALOT of teenagers i know =]
I hope im not one of them…..
HAHA that is so funny cause it’s true!
lol that is so funny, how did you ever come up with that.
lol
that hilarious! i was laughing… my mom will love this! thanks!
Most of that was true when my kids were teens! My youngest son is 25 now,and alot of that still applys to him! lol
O~ M ~ G. Now that the last one is up and out, I get this useful piece of information.
I’ve come to the conclusion that the reason God designed babies to be so cute is for the survival of the species. You fall completely in love with them and thus will not harm them when they turn 13 and the head starts to spin around backwards.