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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath. Nurse’, he mumbles, from behind the mask. ‘Are
my testicles black?’ Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, ‘I don’t
know,
Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.’ He struggles
to
ask again, ‘Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?’ Concerned
that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about
his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the
covers She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his
testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says,
There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir!’ The man pulls off his oxygen
mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, ‘Thank you very much. That
was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely……
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A rather plain nurse comes back to the staff room after giving a new patient a sponge bath and tells her gorgeous friend “You won’t believe this, but that patient in 301 has the the word ‘Swan’ tattooed on his penis!”
Her friend asks, “I’d like to see that – can I give him his next bath?” and the first nurse agrees.
The next day, the second nurse says to the first. “You’re right – he does have a tattoo, but the word was ‘Saskatchewan’”.
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dee dee you copycat
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Thats really good!
haha that is so hillarious and yet so true.
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LMAO THAT WAS FUNNY.
that was great