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		<title>Doctor Joke.  (tonight Is Doctor Night.)?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A 97 year old man goes into his doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I want my sex drive lowered.”
“Sir”, replied the doctor, “You’re 97. Don’t you think your sex drive is all in your head?”
“You’re darn right it is!” replied the old man. “That’s why I want it lowered!”
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		<title>Can Anyone Suggest A Good Plastic Surgeon In Columbus,ohio ?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[That reconstructs microtic ears ?
I&#8217;m 15 and my surgeon was going to do part one where they take cartilage from your rib and use that to fix the ear. Before the surgery started, the ansesthesiologist stuck a tube down the wrong lung and something made them uneven.
SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY.
JOKE ANSWERS WILL BE REPORTED.
THANKS
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		<title>Like This Blonde Joke?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.
“You need to make sure this dog runs around,” the doctor said.
“Try playing a game of fetch.”
“I can’t play fetch with my dog,” the blonde said.
“Why not?” the doctor asked.
“Because,” she replied, “He can’t throw.”
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		<title>Doctors And Nurses Joke?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman brings eight year old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight year old daughter.
Johnny&#8217;s mother says: &#8220;Let&#8217;s not be too harsh on them. They are bound to be curious about sex at that age.&#8221;
&#8220;Curious about sex?!&#8221; Replies Mary&#8217;s mother. &#8220;He&#8217;s taken her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Help Identifying A Film?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I remember watching this film as a kid and recently saw a clip of it on TV.  It&#8217;s basically about a bloke in his 20&#8217;s or 30&#8217;s with a mullet and crazy *** dress sense who happens across some x-ray specs. When he puts them on, he can see through the skin of all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor Joke Lol?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman&#8217;s vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital.
When they got there the doctor said, &#8220;The only way I can think to get the wasp out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Can I Improve My Singing Voice?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Of course I should get singing lessons which will include breathing exercises and I will do. But what other more drastic things can I do? I am going to start drinking lemon water with honey every day and is there some kind of plastic surgery of the voicebox I can get to improve my voice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Or Not Nurses Joke?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them.
&#8220;What did you used to do back on Earth?&#8221; he asked the first nurse. &#8220;Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?&#8221;
She told him, &#8220;I was a nurse at an inner city hospital. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Milkman, Lawyer, And Doctor Joke?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man is going home. When he gets to his door he hears his wife yell, &#8220;No john, dont do it!&#8221;. When he gets inside, he sees a Doctor, a Lawyer, and the Milkman around his wife. His wife is dead. How does he know the milkman killed her? The husband doesnt know these people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke But Take No Offense Its Just A Joke.?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Subject:  REDNECK VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, they could not afford a larger bed.  So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn&#8217;t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that [...]]]></description>
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