Funny But Rude Text Jokes?


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can anyone give me some funny but bit rude text message jokes
i wanna start texting back with them

11 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: iLove.it

    the us postal service just issued out a stamp wit a pic of a dick in it iheard you were confused on which side to lick

  2. Medical Jokes: Resistan

    These are corny but thats all i got
    come rest yourself on me
    take off ur pants do whatever u please
    fullfill ur wildest dreams.
    sincerly yours………………………… ur toilet
    It goes in hard comes out wet,
    the longer it is in the strronger it gets,
    u can have it in bed or where u please
    what am i talking bout
    ………………………..
    A Cup Of Tea
    4 miracles of a woman
    1 getting wet without taking a bath
    2 bleeding without getting hurt
    3 giving milk without eating grass
    and
    4 making boneless meat hard
    i don’t understand the one above
    They are all corny

  3. Medical Jokes: Eva G

    Say this: I can’t believe you. You are the worst friend ever, and if you think I can forgive you for what you said about me then you never were my friend in the first place. I wish you would go jump off a building. Never text me again! Oh, and haha I GOT YOU!!! Haha!!!

  4. Medical Jokes: shezad12

    A famed local prostitute died. A large crowd gathered together at her funeral. One man shouted “At last they’ll be together!” Confused, the audience asked who will be together. “Why her legs of course!”

  5. Medical Jokes: Del Phwaigo

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

  6. Medical Jokes: Ian B

    I put peanut butter on my woody part – wanna give it a lick?

  7. Medical Jokes: Future CEO

    i don’t know any, but resistance had some funny ones and the one about stamps

  8. Medical Jokes: Shieldga

    no

  9. Medical Jokes: ? ~*Hey Minnie~*?

    uhhh idk

  10. Medical Jokes: Armando

    ‘i saw your mama on the corner doin her THHANG ;] ‘
    HAHAHHAA

  11. Medical Jokes: Teng Xiao Ping

    “Its not rape if you yell surprise”





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