11 Comments so far

1. iLove.it on October 31, 2009 4:47 pm

   the us postal service just issued out a stamp wit a pic of a dick in it iheard you were confused on which side to lick

2. Resistan on October 31, 2009 5:07 pm

   These are corny but thats all i got
   come rest yourself on me
   take off ur pants do whatever u please
   fullfill ur wildest dreams.
   sincerly yours………………………… ur toilet
   It goes in hard comes out wet,
   the longer it is in the strronger it gets,
   u can have it in bed or where u please
   what am i talking bout
   ………………………..
   A Cup Of Tea
   4 miracles of a woman
   1 getting wet without taking a bath
   2 bleeding without getting hurt
   3 giving milk without eating grass
   and
   4 making boneless meat hard
   i don’t understand the one above
   They are all corny

3. Eva G on October 31, 2009 5:54 pm

   Say this: I can’t believe you. You are the worst friend ever, and if you think I can forgive you for what you said about me then you never were my friend in the first place. I wish you would go jump off a building. Never text me again! Oh, and haha I GOT YOU!!! Haha!!!

4. shezad12 on October 31, 2009 6:30 pm

   A famed local prostitute died. A large crowd gathered together at her funeral. One man shouted “At last they’ll be together!” Confused, the audience asked who will be together. “Why her legs of course!”

5. Del Phwaigo on October 31, 2009 6:39 pm

   LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

6. Ian B on October 31, 2009 6:51 pm

   I put peanut butter on my woody part – wanna give it a lick?

7. Future CEO on October 31, 2009 7:33 pm

   i don’t know any, but resistance had some funny ones and the one about stamps

8. Shieldga on October 31, 2009 7:46 pm

   no

9. ? ~*Hey Minnie~*? on October 31, 2009 8:34 pm

   uhhh idk

10. Armando on October 31, 2009 8:38 pm

    ‘i saw your mama on the corner doin her THHANG ;] ‘
    HAHAHHAA

11. Teng Xiao Ping on October 31, 2009 9:21 pm

    “Its not rape if you yell surprise”