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can anyone give me some funny but bit rude text message jokes
i wanna start texting back with them
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the us postal service just issued out a stamp wit a pic of a dick in it iheard you were confused on which side to lick
These are corny but thats all i got
come rest yourself on me
take off ur pants do whatever u please
fullfill ur wildest dreams.
sincerly yours………………………… ur toilet
It goes in hard comes out wet,
the longer it is in the strronger it gets,
u can have it in bed or where u please
what am i talking bout
………………………..
A Cup Of Tea
4 miracles of a woman
1 getting wet without taking a bath
2 bleeding without getting hurt
3 giving milk without eating grass
and
4 making boneless meat hard
i don’t understand the one above
They are all corny
Say this: I can’t believe you. You are the worst friend ever, and if you think I can forgive you for what you said about me then you never were my friend in the first place. I wish you would go jump off a building. Never text me again! Oh, and haha I GOT YOU!!! Haha!!!
A famed local prostitute died. A large crowd gathered together at her funeral. One man shouted “At last they’ll be together!” Confused, the audience asked who will be together. “Why her legs of course!”
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
I put peanut butter on my woody part – wanna give it a lick?
i don’t know any, but resistance had some funny ones and the one about stamps
no
uhhh idk
‘i saw your mama on the corner doin her THHANG ;] ‘
HAHAHHAA
“Its not rape if you yell surprise”