Comments on: Funny But Rude Text Jokes?

By: Teng Xiao Ping

Teng Xiao Ping — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:21:59 +0000

“Its not rape if you yell surprise”

By: Armando

Armando — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:38:16 +0000

‘i saw your mama on the corner doin her THHANG ;] ‘
HAHAHHAA

By: ? ~Hey Minnie~?

? ~*Hey Minnie~*? — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:34:08 +0000

uhhh idk

By: Shieldga

Shieldga — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:46:04 +0000

By: Future CEO

Future CEO — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:33:39 +0000

i don’t know any, but resistance had some funny ones and the one about stamps

By: Ian B

Ian B — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:51:16 +0000

I put peanut butter on my woody part – wanna give it a lick?

By: Del Phwaigo

Del Phwaigo — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:39:37 +0000

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

By: shezad12

shezad12 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:30:53 +0000

A famed local prostitute died. A large crowd gathered together at her funeral. One man shouted “At last they’ll be together!” Confused, the audience asked who will be together. “Why her legs of course!”

By: Eva G

Eva G — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:54:18 +0000

Say this: I can’t believe you. You are the worst friend ever, and if you think I can forgive you for what you said about me then you never were my friend in the first place. I wish you would go jump off a building. Never text me again! Oh, and haha I GOT YOU!!! Haha!!!

By: Resistan

Resistan — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:07:16 +0000

These are corny but thats all i got
come rest yourself on me
take off ur pants do whatever u please
fullfill ur wildest dreams.
sincerly yours………………………… ur toilet
It goes in hard comes out wet,
the longer it is in the strronger it gets,
u can have it in bed or where u please
what am i talking bout
………………………..
A Cup Of Tea
4 miracles of a woman
1 getting wet without taking a bath
2 bleeding without getting hurt
3 giving milk without eating grass
and
4 making boneless meat hard
i don’t understand the one above
They are all corny