Comments on: Funny Clean Jokes Anyone?

By: pyroguy9

pyroguy9 — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:06:40 +0000

what is the difference between a dead baby and a cadalack…i dont have a cadalack in my garage

By: robert paulsen

robert paulsen — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:09:35 +0000

what did the fat crack dealer say to the heroin addited prostitute
nice pants *****

By: Trey's Lady

Trey's Lady — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:02:46 +0000

Smells like tuna smelsl like chiken, shut ur mouth and get to lickin, hahahah

By: blue boom

blue boom — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:15:02 +0000

Britney Spears joke? britney spears gt hit by a train,,,,what did she say?
hit me baby one more time!

By: Serious Shuck

Serious Shuck — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:00:25 +0000

two men walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
wait for it
and poof!

By: A S

A S — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:06:59 +0000

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?'' ''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''

By: tiffy

tiffy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:32:18 +0000

drama is so fun!!!!!!! here’s the joke. (My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.
He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, “Do you take this man to be your husband.” And she said,
“I do.”
Then the minister asked my Dad, “Do you take this woman to be your wife,” and my Mom said, “He does.”) or a different one like this. (This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo.
As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.
They tell this guy that they’ll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts,
But Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn’t so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.
During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He’s terrified and starts screaming, “Help, Help, Help!”
The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, “Shut up or we’ll BOTH lose our jobs!”)

By: alidora

alidora — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:36:39 +0000

have you ever seen the movie constipated
no
cuz it never came out
Did you know that studies have indicated that diarrhea is actually a hereditary disease?
Yep… It runs in the jeans
corny, i know
Unnatural Gas
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “I can’t stop passing gas. Luckily, my farts don’t smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted twice since I’ve been here in your office, but you didn’t even notice.”
“I can help you,” says the doc. “Take these pills and come back next week.”
The next week, the lady returns. “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts reek.”
The doctor says, “Good, we fixed your sinuses! Now let’s work on your hearing.”
Hand-Me-Down
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. “How did you end up with the peg leg?” he asks.
The pirate replies, “I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”
“Wow!” says the seaman. “What about your hook?”
“Well,” answers the pirate, “we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand.”
“Incredible!” says the seaman. “How’d you get the eye patch?”
“A sea gull **** in my eye,” the pirate replies.
“You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?” the seaman asks.
“Well,” says the pirate, “it was my first day with the hook.”

By: simplyma

simplyma — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:05:37 +0000

a foren man named bob is interviewed for a job a at potato store when he walks in the manager says her is ur test he puts bob behind the register and says what do u sell her bob says i don’t know the manager says when i come back say potatoes bob says ok and the manager comes back and asks what do u sell here bob says potatoes the manager asks are they fresh bob says i don’t know the manager says when i come back say yes,yes very fresh bob says ok the manager comes back and asks what do u sell here bob says potatoes the manager asks are they fresh bob says yes,yes very fresh the manager asks can i buy some bob says i don’t know the manager says when i come back say if u don’t some body el’s will bob says ok the manager comes back and asks what do u sell here bob says potatoes the manager asks are they fresh bob says yes,yes very fresh the manager asks can i buy some bob says if u don’t somebody el’s will so the manager says ok u got the night shift bob comes back and a robber comes in and asks wheres the register bob says potatoes the robber asks are u getting fresh with me bob says yes,yes very fresh the robber pulls out a gun and points it at bob and asks do u want me to kill u bob replies if u don’t somebody els will

By: pimp boy

pimp boy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:59:13 +0000

A policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him, ‘Why are you trying to cross here when there’s a zebra crossing only 20 metres away?’
‘Well,’ replied the jay walker, ‘I hope it’s having better luck than me.’