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i was wondering if you could come up with funny jokes. i am a funny guy when around my friends with dirty jokes, but when i try to come up with funny clean jokes i can’t. Help.
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I was watching this commercial on TV. It was about detergent and it said it removes blood stains. I mean you have a shirt soaked in blood. Doing the laundry isn’t the first thing you are going to think about.
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says “Excuse m’am, could I please see your driving license and registration.”
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”
Say this…….
” Milk come from real cows”
” Eggs come from real chicken”
” And sausage, comes from Jimmy Dean!”
( Do you get it? Jimmy Dean sausage is a popular type of sausage and there was a commercial that said this and a comedian was making fun of it because it sounds like you are eating Jimmy Dean…. read it again if you still don’t understand it.)
your so old the theme at your graduation was fire
whats green and fast…. a lettuce on a motorbike.