Comments on: Funny Clean Jokes For A Talent Show.?

By: karl z

karl z — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:23:16 +0000

whats green and fast…. a lettuce on a motorbike.

By: Jessica M

Jessica M — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:36:59 +0000

your so old the theme at your graduation was fire

By: xXxJoyfu

xXxJoyfu — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:37:47 +0000

Say this…….
” Milk come from real cows”
” Eggs come from real chicken”
” And sausage, comes from Jimmy Dean!”
( Do you get it? Jimmy Dean sausage is a popular type of sausage and there was a commercial that said this and a comedian was making fun of it because it sounds like you are eating Jimmy Dean…. read it again if you still don’t understand it.)

By: Just

Just — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:18:12 +0000

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says “Excuse m’am, could I please see your driving license and registration.”
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”

By: Elementa

Elementa — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:07:41 +0000

I was watching this commercial on TV. It was about detergent and it said it removes blood stains. I mean you have a shirt soaked in blood. Doing the laundry isn’t the first thing you are going to think about.